"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."
"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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"Mommy, when will I blossom into a beautiful projection of male desire?"
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"I've grown, Carl, while you've merely mutated."
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"I'm turning into my mother."
"I never appreciated nap time when I had it."
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"1991 never really did grow up."
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"You've had your talk with him? I sense a new maturity."
"I hope when I grow up I'll have an amicable divorce."
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"I can't believe how ridiculous I looked 10 years ago."
"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."
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"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."
"My problem is I grew up too fast."
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"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."
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"When I grow up, I want to be rediscovered."
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"Do you have a minute to talk about your retirement years?"
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"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"
"You're five now, Lance. You've got to let go of four."
"My birthday's coming up. Do you know a good caterer?"
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"I loved your E-mail, but I thought you'd be older."
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"Where are all the cowMEN?"
"Dad, I've been thinking it might make things better between us if I just called you Ed."
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"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."
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