"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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boys will be boys, maturing, maturity, matures, adults, adulthood, adult life, childhood, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, twist, spin off, spin-off, spinoff, parody, parodied, parodies, parody, grow up, grown up, grown-up, grown ups, grown-ups, growing, growing up, old before his time, bore, bored, boring"Mommy, when will I blossom into a beautiful projection of male desire?"
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kids, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, growing up, grow, maturing, developing, develop, becoming an adult, blossoming, blossom, body image, insecure, insecurities, self-esteem, females, woman, women, male desire, male desires, desirable, beauty, beautiful, media, psychology, mental health, patriarchy, feminism"I've grown, Carl, while you've merely mutated."
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personal growth, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, growing as a person, grown, emotional growth, maturing, maturity, mutation, mutations, mutated, personality, character, characters, mutating, love life, dump, dumps, dumped, dumping, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns"I never appreciated nap time when I had it."
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regret, regretting, nostalgia, nostalgic, childhood, child, children, high school, high schoolers, middle school, middle schoolers, nap, naps, nap time, youth, youths, youth experience, growing up, growing old, growing older, maturing, appreciation, appreciate, reminisce, reminiscing, childhood memories, age, aging, aged"1991 never really did grow up."
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immature, immaturity, immature, maturity, maturing, new year, new year's eve, new year's day, new years, father time, growing up, grown up, grow ups, grown up, grown ups, mythical figure, mythical figures, mythical being, mythical beings, festive period, festive season, childish, childishness, baby, babies"I hope when I grow up I'll have an amicable divorce."
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child, children, friend, friends, chat, chats, chatting, divorce, divorces, divorcing, amicable, friendly, good-natured, desire, desires, when i grow up, wish, wishes, hope, hopes, norm, new norm, normal, expectation, expectations, dream, dreams, maturing, maturity, sad, sad truth, civil, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."
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combover, comb over, comb overs, hair, haircut, hair style, hairstyle, hair styles, hairstyles, children, teenager, parents, parenting, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, relationship, adolescence, marry, marriage, married, married couple, insult, insulting, degrade, degrading, look down, physical appearance, physical appearances, material gain, materialistic, superficial, looks, grow up too fast, maturing"My problem is I grew up too fast."
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child, children, kid, kids, problem, problems, issue, issues, trouble, troubles, childhood, lost childhoods, childhoods, lost childhood, grew up too fast, grow up too fast, grows up too fast, grown up too fast, grown up, grow up, grows up, growing up, matured, maturing, matures, maturing too fast, matured too fast, matures too fast, mature too fast, difficult childhood, difficult childhoods"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."
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club, clubs, clubbing, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drinking, middle age, middle aged, aging, ageing, aged, immature, immaturity, maturing, maturity, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, not getting younger, not getting any younger, arrested development, party, parties, partying"When I grow up, I want to be rediscovered."
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swing, swings, swing set, child, children, little girl, little girls, maturing, maturity, growing up too fast, discover, discovered, rediscover, rediscovered, already failed, already a failure, unhappy, perfect, perfecting, perfection, start again, start afresh, new leaf, turn over a new leaf, grow up"Do you have a minute to talk about your retirement years?"
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child, children, kid, kids, old at heart, retirement plan, retirement plans, retire, retires, retired, retiring, retirement years, plan, planning, planned, plans, matured, maturing, matured, matured too fast, matures too fast, maturing too fast, mature too fast, grow up too fast, grows up too fast, grew up too fast, growing up too fast, job, jobs"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"
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child, children, kid, kids, dating, dates, dates, dated, couple, couples, mature for one's age, matured, matures, maturing, new adult, new adults, adults, love, age, ages, age group, age groups, particular age, particular ages, certain age, certain ages, single people, single lifePubertry
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puberty, adolescence, puppetry, marionette, puppet, puppets, puppeteer, let loose, real boy, grow up, free, freedom, free at last, letting loose, adults, adult-ing, growing up, maturing, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, youngster, youth"My birthday's coming up. Do you know a good caterer?"
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child, children, teen, teens, teenager, youngster, youngsters, youth, birthday, birthdays, caterer, caterers, catering service, catering services, catering company, catering companies, birthday party, birthday parties, cater, catering, catered, catering, caters, catered event, catered events, maturing too fast, growing up too fast, high class, class, social hierarchy, social hierarchies, expectations, societal pressure, high income bracket, upper class, uptown folk, social complex, aim to please, popularity complex, ageing, maturing, mature too fast, matured too fast, grew up too fast, grow up too fast"I loved your E-mail, but I thought you'd be older."
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online dating, online dating websites, online dating website, blind date, blind dates, blind dating, child, children, date, dating, mature for one's age, growing up too fast, maturing, matured, older, too young, age gap, age differences, dating website, dating websites, catfish, catfishing, catfished, surprise, surprised, surprises, surprising, unexpected"Dad, I've been thinking it might make things better between us if I just called you Ed."
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parents, parent, parenting, child, children, father, fathers, son, sons, dad, dads, respect, respecting, respected, respects, respectful, mutual respect, mutually respected, growing up, grow up, grew up, grows up too fast, grew up too fast, maturing, matured, matures, maturing too fast, first world problems, modern era, modern times, modern age"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."
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