Maturity Cartoons

"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?"

"When I was your age, I was an adult."

"Apparently, he's not ready for stories filled with moral ambiguity."

"I had no idea his constant barking was a problem. Thanks for letting me know you're bothered by it."

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

"This neighborhood sure has changed since I was a kid."

"They never change. It's just that as we get older we develop a higher tolerance for dorks."

"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."

"He shouldn't have thrown that snowball before firing."

"I like the book club. I just think it was more fun when we were a coven."

"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"When I was your age, I'd mastered repression."

“I roamed the world trying to find myself, and then I came home and discovered happiness right here in my own back yard.”

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"What do kids like you know of life? Wait till you've lived four hours, like me."

"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."

"I've grown, Carl, while you've merely mutated."

"All right. Time to grow up."