Welcome to New York City
"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."
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"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"
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"I dreamed that I was mayor of a large American city."
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"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."
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"When the mayor closes a zoo, the animals have to go somewhere, Martha."
"That does it! I'm voting for Howard Stern."
How Messinger Could Win
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"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."
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"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."
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"I assume it's a different Rudy."
"Take us to your Mayor Bloomberg."
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Sen. Dianne Feinstein
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"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."
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"Somehow, somewhere along the line, this town lost its pride."
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"First, a few words from Andrew Giuliani."