Meals Cartoons

"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

Mrs. Coffee

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"The presentation is dreadful."

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"It was worth waiting four months for a reservation."

"I'll spring for the double cheeseburger. You only go around once."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."

"With your large bucket of popcorn, you get your choice of Milk Duds, Jujubes or Strawberry Twizzlers."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."

"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."

Lunch Broker

"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"

"I can recommend the coho salmon in a wine-dill sauce, with a suggested retail price of twenty-four ninety-five. However, you may have it for only eighteen ninety-five if you order now."

"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."

"Everything's fine, thanks."