"The meaning of life is cats."
Philosophers On Strike
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"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"
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Life is a bitch and then you die.
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"I figured out the true meaning of life. Water!"
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"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
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"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."
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"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."
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Maybe it's because I'm full of coffee, but I suddenly know the answers to all of life's big questions. Also I think I can see through that wall.
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"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."
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"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."
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"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"
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Kafka, Age Ten
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“I roamed the world trying to find myself, and then I came home and discovered happiness right here in my own back yard.”
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"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."
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"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"
"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."
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"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."
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"When you get a chance, remember to ask God the meaning of life-it's a riot."
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"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."
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'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'
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"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."
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