Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Tags:fountain of youth, bacon, bacon lover, bacon lovers, junk food, unhealthy food, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eater, healthy eaters, long life, long lives, meat, meat eater, meat eaters, indecision, indecisive, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptation, temptations, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, processed food, processed foods, nitrate, nitrates, nitrite, nitrites
"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."
Tags:agribusiness, agribusinesses, pig, pigs, pig farmer, pig farmers, pork, meat, meats, farm animal, farm animals, part, parts, economics, value, values, monetary value, bottom line, bottom lines, economics teacher, economics teachers, cold, heartless, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, economic value, calculation, calculations, cold calculation, cold calculations, parts, whole, worth, worth more
"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"He's all beef!"
Tags:cow, cows, bull, bulls, animal, animals, livestock, farm, farms, farmland, farmer, farmers, beef, meat, manly, pasture, pastures, macho, macho man, man, men, women, woman, girl talk, crush, having a crush, admire, admiring, admirer, attraction, attractive, attracted, sex appeal, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, relationship, relationships
"Oscar Meyer or Hormel?"
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, brand, brands, meat, processed meat, call, calls, calling, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, preference, preferences, preferred, choice, choices, decision, decisions, choosing, deciding, modern life
"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., stone age, ice age, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, frozen, ice, food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, waiting, wait, defrost, defrosting, cooking dinner, defrosting dinner, meal, meals, meat, defrosting meat, stuck, trapped, watching, staring, fire
Wall Street bull
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, chicken, chickens, meat, serving, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, death, dead, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, will, wills, customer, customers, diner, diners, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veganism, vegan, vegans, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s
"I thought of you the minute I saw it, Mrs. Webb."
Tags:butcher, butchers, insult, insults, insulting, accidental insult, accidental insults, ugly, ugliness, meat, meats, butchers shop, butchers shops, butcher's shop, butcher's shops, butcher's, meat in paper, raw meat, raw meats, butchers stores, butchers store, butcher's store, butcher's stores, deli, delis
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, beef, steak, steaks, beef steak, beef steaks, meat, meats, chop, chops, burger, burgers, farming, farming, cattle farm, cattle farming, dairy farm, dairy farms, poetry, poet, poets, limerick, limericks, meathooked, meat obsession, meat obsessed, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, vegetarianism, vegetarian, opinions, different attitude, different attitudes
"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."
Tags:dining, dinner, food, foods, hickory, hickory smoke, hickory smoked, smoked meat, smoked meats, flavor, flavors, flavour, flavours, camping, campfire, campfires, cowboy, cowboys, meat, meats, poultry, bird, birds, cook, cooking, western flavor, western flavour, nature, campsite, campsites, spit
"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchers shop, butchers shops, butcher's shop, butcher's shops, butchers store, butchers stores, butcher's store, butcher's stores, butcher's, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, animal rights, animal right issues, animal right activist, animal rights activists, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, irony, ironic, customer experience, customer, customers, butchery, meat, buying meat
"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"
Tags:low-hanging fruit, meat, meat eater, meat eaters, meat eating, carnivore, carnivores, meat and potatoes, preference, preferences, food, foods, nag, nags, nagging, wife, wives, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, prehistoric, prehistory, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, anthropology, anthropologist, anthropologists, spouse, spouses, dinner options, dinner option
"Is the rabbit cute?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, rabbit, rabbits, meat, cute, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, question, questions, customer, customers, patron, patrons
"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating, eating out, foody, foodie, foodies, cook, cooking, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, meat-free, meat free, inhumane, animal, animals, animal rights, animal activism, shock value, shock, honest, honesty, blatant, club, clubbed, death, dead, fresh meat, fresh, fresh produce, meat, raw meat, steak
"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
Tags:cow, cows, beef, beef cow, slaughter, slaughtered, slaughters, slaughterhouse, slaughterhouses, butcher, butchers, abattoir, abattoirs, millennial, modern, modern life, modern world, achievement, achievements, award, awards, meat, meat industry, food industry, inspect, inspector, cattle, livestock, herd, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, vegetarian, vegetarianism, animal
"Forty minutes at three hundred and fifty degrees should do it, Miriam, but don't neglect to baste continuously."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, mri, m.r.i., magnetic resonance imaging, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, baste, basting, poultry, chicken, turkey, meat, temperature, cooking temperature, temperatures, cooking temperatures, technology, medical technology
"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
Tags:modern life, modern times modern attitudes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, omnivore, omnivores, meat, eating meat, meat eating, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, impress, impressing, chat up, chatting up, chat-up, flirt, flirting, incompetent, incompetence, confused, confusion, flexitarian, flexitarians, flexitarianism
"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."
Tags:diet, diets, fat, food, foods, meat, meats, fitness, health, unhealthy, exercise, weight loss, sausage, sausages, hot dog, hot dogs, wiener, wieners, judge, judges, trial, trials, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, defendant, defendants, jury, court case, court cases
"That's pork - the meat of the pig. It makes an excellent substitute for tofu."
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchers shop, butchers shops, butchers store, butchers stores, butcher's, pork, bacon, pig, pigs, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, tofu, substitute, substitutes, meat substitute, meat substitutes, meat, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, health fad, health fads, animal rights, animal right activism, animal right activist, animal rights activists
"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, pig, pigs, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, livestock, food, meat, beef, pork, ethical, ethics, humane, humanely raised, raising, raised, treatment, questioning, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, animal rights, butcher, butchers, modern life
"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, cave painting, cave paintings, art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health, food, eating healthy, healthy eating, healthy, diet, diets, fruit, fruits, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, meat, red meat, fitness, draw, drawing, drawings
"Cooky was askin' about you again."
"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."
Tags:food, eating, dining, meal, meals, dinner, dinnertime, mealtime, supper, suppertime, meal planning, controversial, controversy, controversies, meat, ethics, ethical, unethical, consumption, environmental issues, environment, unsustainable, fish, seafood, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, social issues, food choices, modern life