Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
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Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.
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"I'll just eat at the bar."
"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."
"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."
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"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"
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"Go ahead, finish your beer."
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"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."
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"Cooky was askin' about you again."
"The Stevensons sent over a lovely meat basket."
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"That dead thing in the corner looks good."
"I've had a long day, so I don't want anything that will put up much of a struggle."
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"I think I'm mystery meat."
"Dorothy, could you come here a minute?"
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"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."
Fish bring a sardine can out in a casket at a fancy restaurant.
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"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."
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"I'll have the vegan."
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"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."
"I'm in the mood for meat."
"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"
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"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
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From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"
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"Their population is no longer sustainable so we may as well eat them."