"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."
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"I thought of you the minute I saw it, Mrs. Webb."
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One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
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"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."
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"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."
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"Cooky was askin' about you again."
"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
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"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."
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"That dead thing in the corner looks good."
"Who wants a little treat tartare?"
Pig on a sausage drip.
"I'm in the mood for meat."
"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"
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From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
Bologna - The Sandwich
"What, no veggies?"
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"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"
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"They say we taste like chicken but they say that about everything."
"I've been in Paris. The French are much nicer now."
Survived the Holidays
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"We don't know what kind of meat it is. That's why it's on sale."
"Filet Mignon, medium irradiated."
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"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."