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Medals Cartoons
Medals cartoon 1 of 49
A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.
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fourth place, 4th place, come in fourth, coming in fourth, came in fourth, podium, podiums, medal podium, medal podiums, podium finish, podium finishes, sad, sadness, unhappy, miss out, misses out, missing out, athlete, athletes, competition, competitions, track and field, runner, runners, running, medal, medals, medal ceremony, medal ceremonies, trophy, trophies, competitive, competitiveness, bottom line, bottom lines, drink, drinks, drinking, trouble, troubles, forget your troubles, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medicationMedals cartoon 2 of 49
"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."
Medals cartoon 3 of 49
Armchair Is Highly Decorated
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furniture, furnishing, furnishings, decor, decoration, decorate, decorated, interior design, interior, interiors, pun, puns, punny, play on words, word-play, word play, military, award, awards, badge, badges, medal, medals, recognition, experience, experienced, old chair, arm chair, armchair, lapel, lapels, general, generals, army, armies, army general, army generalsMedals cartoon 4 of 49
"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."
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military, officer, officers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, crossword, crosswords, word puzzle, word puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, show-off, brag, display, hobby, hobbies, leisure, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail partiesMedals cartoon 5 of 49
"No flag pin!"
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military, officer, officers, soldier, soldiers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, flag, flags, flag pin, flag pins, missing, patriotism, patriot, patriots, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail partiesMedals cartoon 6 of 49
"They're all for staying out of trouble."
Medals cartoon 7 of 49
"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."
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awol, officer, officers, military medal, military medals, army medal, army medals, armed forces, medal, medals, army officer, army officers, record, records, military record, military records, desertion, desertions, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, chat up, chat-up, chat-ups, line, lines, flirtation, flirtationsMedals cartoon 8 of 49
"This one is for cybersecurity."
Medals cartoon 9 of 49
"This one is for keeping my big mouth shut."
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whistleblowing, whistleblower, whistleblowers, edward snowdon, snowden, chelsea manning, bradley manning, manning, medal, medals, pointless medals, award, awards military, general, generals, officer, military officer, military officers, military service, service, army, dinner party, party, partiesMedals cartoon 10 of 49
"This one's for killing on 'Meet the Press'."
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public affairs program, public affairs programs, medal, medals, military officer, military officers, officer, officers, military award, military awards, small talk, tv appearance, tv appearances, television appearance, television appearances, journalist, journalists, journalism, reporter, reporters, interview, interviewsMedals cartoon 11 of 49
"And that one shoes my frequent-flier miles.
Medals cartoon 12 of 49
"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
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social media, social medias, social network, social networks, social networking, general, generals, military officer, military officers, military medal, military medals, medal, medals, achievement, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, armed forces, proud, pride, achievements, computer skill, computer skills, technical skill, technical skillsMedals cartoon 13 of 49
"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"
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medal, medals, general, generals, army general, army generals, war, wars, decoration, decorations, military decoration, military decorations, honor, honors, honour, honours, declaration of war, declarations of war, symbolic, medal of honor, medal of honour, symbol, symbols, symbolic, honorary medal, honorary medals, status, status symbol, status symbolsMedals cartoon 14 of 49
"And this one's for entering an animal facility under siege."
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medal, medals, scientist, scientists, animal test, animal testing, animal tests, siege, sieges, military medal, military medals, animal facility, animal facilities, siege warfare, award, awards, recognition, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, science awards, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists, animal experiment, animal experimentsMedals cartoon 15 of 49
"For services rendered, I award you the Medal of Discretion, the better part of valor."
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military, officer, officers, soldier, soldiers, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, discretion, better part of valor, valor, better part of valour, valour, war, wars, warfare, secret, secrets, classified, awarding, proverb, proverbs, expression, expressions, word play, wordplayMedals cartoon 16 of 49
"I got that one for being a good boy."
Medals cartoon 17 of 49
"And this one is for not throwing the other ones away."
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ribbon, ribbons, medal, medals, decoration, decorations, military decoration, military decorations, general, generals, cocktail party, cocktail parties, john kerry, vietnam, vietnam war veteran, vietnam war veterans, veteran, veterans, vet, vets, election 2004, 2004, swiftboat, swiftboats, swiftboating, swift boat, swift boats, swift boating, brag, brags, braggingMedals cartoon 18 of 49
"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."
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sport, sports, event, events, competition, competitions, contest, contests, athlete, athletes, medal, medals, award, awards, awards ceremony, awards ceremony, medal ceremony, medal ceremonies, placing, first, second, third, first place, second place, third place, awarding, podium, podiums, winner, winners, technology, upload, uploads, uploading, transfer, transfers, transferring, transfering, online, internet, currency, currencies, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrencies, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, modern lifeMedals cartoon 19 of 49
"I can't really talk about it. They're all for secret sexual stuff."
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award, awards, veteran, veterans, decoration, decorations, military decoration, military decorations, medal, medals, secret, secret operation, secret operations, special ops, military secret, military secrets, don't ask don't tell, dadt, cocktail party, cocktail parties, private, privacy, general, generals, valor, medal of valor, valour, medal of valour, honor, honors, top secretMedals cartoon 20 of 49
"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids."
Medals cartoon 21 of 49
"Anytime I've ever been asked 'What do you want, a medal?' I've said yes."
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cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, veteran, veterans, military veteran, military veterans, decorated, decoration, decorations, medal, medals, medal of valor, medal of valour, get ahead, gets ahead, getting ahead, trick of the trade, tricks of the trade, secret, secret to success, secrets to success, successful, sarcasm, sarcastic, question, questions, questioningMedals cartoon 22 of 49
"I have more underneath."
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army, armies, military, militaries, medal, medals, navy, navies, airforce, air force, officer, officers, captain, captains, general, generals, commander, commanders, decorated, decorated officer, award, awards, awarded, brag, bragged, brags, bragging, dinner party, party, parties, guests, guest, strange guest, ouchMedals cartoon 23 of 49
"This one is for converting a military base into a crafts center."
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military, base, bases, military base, military bases, officer, officers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, leisure, hobby, hobbies, education, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, animal, animals, craft, crafts center, crafts centers, crafts, arts and crafts, art, arts, handicrafts, crafts centre, crafts centres, artwork, artworksMedals cartoon 24 of 49
"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."
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marriage, parties, dining, drinking, government, military, love affairs, faithful, medals, army-generals, cocktail parties, adulterer, adulterers, paramour, paramours, philander, philanders, philanderer, philanderers, philandering, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, other man, other men, open marriage, open marriages, open relationship, open relationships, mankoffMedals cartoon 25 of 49
"And I got this one for calling the President 'Sir', sarcastically."
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