"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
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"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."
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"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."
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"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"
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Woman falls down.
"And, in a move sure to attract the attention of regulators, the private sector made a bid to acquire the public sector."
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"See? No socialists."
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An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".
"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"
"I blame all the violent cave paintings."
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"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
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"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."
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"'Jeopardy!' is on."
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CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."
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"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."
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"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."
"It's not just me, Doctor. He's been turning away from the New York 'Times' as well."
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"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."
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Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.
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"I hear she's run off to live someplace that doesn't even have publicity."
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"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."
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"For righteous indignation, no one can match Henry Kissinger."
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"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."
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