Medical Cartoons

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC32874
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1645x2201 pixels (unwatermarked)
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baby, babies, it's a boy, it's a girl, child, children, having kids, kid, kids, having children, have children, regulation, regulations, gender, genders, politically correct, political correctness, pc, p.c., pc culture, p.c. culture, federal government, privacy, private, offense, offended, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, family, families, parent, parents, political

"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC121797
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5000x3964 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medical, word play, problems, insurance, health, fitness, disease, death, medicine, doctors, insurance coverage, health insurance, healthcare, insurance industry, insurance industries, bad coverage, bad insurance, american healthcare, american healthcare system, affordable, aca, affordable care act, obamacare, trumpcare, mankoff

"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22698
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3200x2821 pixels (unwatermarked)
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modern medicine, modern life, incompetents, paper, greed, cut, tests, doctors, medical, paper cut, paper cuts, test, tests, testing, american medicine, over test, over tests, over testing, unnecessary test, unnecessary tests, unnecessary testing, mankoff

"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC124993
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5774x7095 pixels (unwatermarked)
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emergency, doctors, medical, medicine, a&e, accident and emergency, accident & emergency, emergency room, er, free market, health insurance, health cover, health plan, healthcare cover, health-care cover, healthcare covers, health-care covers, crisis, healthcare plan, health-care plan, healthcare plans, health-care plans, single payer health care, universal health care, libertarian, laissez faire, laissez-faire, market solution, the free market, the free market provides, capitalism, socialism, health, care, doctors, medicine

"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC27995
High Res:
1879x2088 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
health insurance, insurance, insurances, health plan, health plans, healthcare plan, healthcare plans, health-care, healthcare coverage, health-care cover, health-care coverage, health care cover, healthcare cover, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, diagnosis, diagnose, medicaid, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, priority, priorities

"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC29515
High Res:
3023x2009 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, heaven, black humor, animals, dogs, talking, medical, afterlife, afterlives, dog, neuter, neuters, neutered, dog owner, dog owners, spay, spays, spayed, spaying, neutering, pet owner, pet owners, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, animal control, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians

"Well, yes, it's a routine procedure - if you routinely have someone slice open your body with sharp instruments and then fiddle with your insides."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC124056
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4550x3383 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, patient, surgery, medical, consultation, surgery, surgeries, routine procedure, routine procedures, under the knife, going under the knife, casual, casualness, surgeon, surgeons, apprehension, apprehensive, nervous, nervousness, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, procedure, procedures, appendectomy, appendectomies, tonsil, tonsils, tonsillitis, mankoff

"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC124814
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9790x7550 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, anaesthesiology, anaesthesiologist, anaesthesiologists, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, unconscious, club, clubs, hit, knock out, knocked out, knock-out, knocked-out, put to sleep, patient, patients, prehistoric, cavemen, caveman, cave, caves, history, prehistory, ancient

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC29369
High Res:
2105x1831 pixels (unwatermarked)
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animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, alligator, gator, gators, croc, crocodile, beauty, beautiful, medical, surgery, surgeon, dental, dental work, had work done, image clash, animals with human teeth, cosmetic, cosmetics, cosmetic dentistry, dentist, dentists, dentistry, life-changing, life changing, appearances, appearance, happy customer, happy customers, swamp

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC44026
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2838x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctors, doctors and patients, genome, dna, genetic engineering, insects, sci fi, medical, problems, modern life, modern living, genetic abnormality, genetic abnormalities, genetic illness, genetic illnesses, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, gene, genes, kafka, kafkaesque, franz kafka, metamorphosis, diagnosis, diagnoses, mankoff

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC39974
High Res:
1997x1567 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medicine, medication, medical, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, consultation, consult, diagnosis, diagnose, cure, no cure, illness, ill, sick, sickness, death, disease, health, doctor's appointment, examination, incurable

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37034
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1999x1583 pixels (unwatermarked)
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attention deficit disorder, doctors, crazy, doctors & patients, medical, trends, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychiatrist, attention, short attention span, short attention spans, attention span, attention spans, modern life, modern world, modern worlds, modern living, mental disorder, mental disorders, learning disability, learning disabilities, learning disabled, mankoff

"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC40889
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2000x2336 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medicine, medicines, medic, medical, medics, medical joke, modern medicine, modern world, exploit, exploitation, consumerism, consumer, capitalist, capitalism, private, private healthcare, healthcare, health, public healthcare, medicare, medi care, nhs, national health service, pro nhs, pro medicare, national health care, obamacare, death, dead, family, bitter humor, bitter humour, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, console, consoling, consolation, intensive care, sick, sickness, ill, illness, illnesses, sicknesses, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC39100
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2037x1789 pixels (unwatermarked)
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androcles, aesop, fable, fables, lions, mice, thorns, doctors, patient, doctor, patients, tests, animals, talking, medical, thorn, paw, paws, medical test, medical tests, medical testing, physician, physicians, diagnosis, diagnosis, medical bureaucracy, folk story, folk stories

"Wow! You need professional help."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23467
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2850x1826 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medical, psychiatry, psychology, incompetents, professional help, therapist, therapists, wild story, wild stories, crazy story, crazy stories, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, analyst, analysts, psychological problem, psychological problems, mental health, mentally ill, mental illness, mankoff

"You tested positive for being negative."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC132110
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4399x3603 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, patient, patients, test, testing, tests, test result, test results, result, results, positive, negative, optimist, pessimist, optimism, pessimism, unclear, over complicated, complicate, complicated, positive for being negative, mood, moods, grumpy, bad mood, negative outlook, outlook, pessimists

"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC119256
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2000x1847 pixels (unwatermarked)
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technology, technologies, mri, magnetron, scan, scanning, medical, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, roast, roasted, malfunction, cat, cat-scan, ct scan, ct-scan, cat scan, messed up, machine, machines, diagnose, diagnosis, cooked chicken, chicken, chickens, mistake, mistakes

"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC121778
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3500x2896 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, consultation, consult, examination, appointment, diagnose, diagnosis, ill, illness, disease, sick, sickness, patient, patients, fake, false, made-up, health, made up, made up, make-believe, jerk, nasty, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news

"I have no objection to alternative medicine so long as traditional medical fees are scrupulously maintained."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC25160
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3617x2927 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medical, doctors, hospitals, science, pseudo, money, psychology, greed, ethics, alternative medicine, traditional medicine, western medicine, doctor, doctors, medical fee, medical fees, american healthcare, american health care, for-profit healthcare, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, medical bill, medical bills, mankoff

"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC37805
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1956x2769 pixels (unwatermarked)
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party, cocktails, parties, partying, medical, medicine, pharma, big pharma, big-pharma, pharmaceuticals, medicines, legal, law, laws, legal profession, professions, twilight, dodgy, shady, suspect, sketchy, money, earning, wealthy, corrupt, corruptions, corruption, corrupting, legal, lawyer, lawyers, shadowy, operation, operations, operating, lawful

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC28759
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3086x2776 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medical, doctors, fall back, falls back, spring forward, spring forwards, daylight savings, daylight saving, daylight saving time, daylight savings time, time change, time changes, confused, confusion, confusions, confuse, mix up, mixed up, mixing up, mankoff

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC32705
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2126x2067 pixels (unwatermarked)
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brain, brains, mind, surgery, surgeons, surgeon, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, operation, operations, patient, patients, vacuum tubes, vacuum tube, computer, computers, first-generation, first generation, technology, progress, circuit, circuits, hospital, hospitals, surprise, evolution, evolve, evolving, technologies, digital, digitalisation, digitalization

"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41818
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1889x1476 pixels (unwatermarked)
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test, tests, test result, test results, stabbed in the back, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, literal, literally, backstabber, backstabbers, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, stab, stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, medical, medical diagnosis, good news

"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC125601
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2902x3154 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bad, bad news, bearer of bad news, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, death, dead, black humor, black humour, comfort food, comforting, comfort, food, pizza, pizzas, dark humor, dark humour, gallows humor, gallows humour, death, dead, died, dying, terminal, terminal illness, medical, medicine

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC29668
High Res:
2051x2011 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, intensive care, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, medical, medicine, near death, seriously injured, death, family, marriage, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, wife, wives, husband, husbands, income, money, salary, revenue, employment, job, work, career, greed, greedy, selfish, gold digger, gold diggers, good news, bad news