"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."
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teddy, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, toy, toys, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, stitches, dissolving stitches"Your skin. Genuine Leather."
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cow, cows, leather, genuine leather, cattle, skin condition, skin conditions, bad skin, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, farm animal, farm animals, doctor's appointments"Now that's the kind of positive attitude I'm really going to miss."
"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."
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western world, the west, middle class, the middle glasses, wine, wines, self medicate, self medication, self-medicate, self-medication, prescription, prescriptions, , doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, luxury, luxuries, little luxuries, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
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procedure, procedures, surgery, surgeries, weakness, weaknesses, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, heroes, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, bird, birds, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, play on words, word play, wordplay, under the knife, surgery, surgeries, operate, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, chef, chefs, cook, cooks"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."
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maternity ward, maternity wards, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, teeth, newborn, baby, babies"You have a yeast infection."
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cookie, cookies, yeast, yeast infection, yeast infections, play on words, word play, wordplay, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, baking"You need a chicken-liver transplant."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, livestock, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, bird, birds, pet, pets, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians"This coconut represents your head."
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demonstration, demonstrations, brain surgery, brain surgeries, surgical demonstration, surgical demonstrations, surgery, in surgery, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, coconut, coconuts"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."
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blood pressure, high blood pressure, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, nag, nagging, lecture, lectured, bad health, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."
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surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, operating, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating room, operating rooms, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians"You're fifty-seven years old. I'd like to get that down a bit."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, age, getting old, getting older, ageing, old age, impossible, impossibility, wishful thinking, wishful thinker, wishful thinkers"Either this is the wrong chart or- let's hope this is the wrong chart."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, medical chart, medical charts, doctors chart, doctor's charts, bedside manner, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, unprofessional, professionalism, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments"I'd like to keep my gun on."
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gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, redneck, rednecks, the south, bible belt, gun fanatics, gun laws, gun law, white trash, trailer trash, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
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superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioner, clinic, clinics, check up, medical check up, check ups, medical check ups, advice, health advice, exercise, exercising, unfit, unfitness, overweight, obesity, obese, unhealthy, unhealthiness"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."
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physical therapist, physical therapists, abs, abdominal, muscle, muscles, fitness, fit, washboard abs, working out, workout, workouts, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians"No can do, Mrs. DePetrio. I'd be breaking my watchamacallit oath."
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unprofessional, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, oath, oaths"Eat grass 'til you puke, then call me in the morning."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, grass, eat grass, eating grass, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, insensitive, insensitivity"There is no cure, Mrs. Handler. That's because there's nothing wrong with you."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, hypochondria, hypochondriacs, hypochondriac, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, insensitive, insensitivity,Outingpatient
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gay, gay person, closet, closeted, in the closet, coming out, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqa+, insensitive, insensitvity, homosexual, homosexuality, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, waiting room, waiting rooms, outing, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, outpatient, inpatient"It's inoperable and perennial."
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diagnosis, perennial, perennials, flower, flowers, long lasting, long living, plant, plants, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, play on words, word play, wordplay"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."
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stabbed in the back, stab in the back, figure of speech, knife, knives, dagger, daggers, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, revenge, betray, betrayed, backstabber, backstabbers"Stress is killing you—you need an easier job, a smaller house, and a different family."
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doctor, doctors, check-up, check up, check-ups, check ups, physical, physicals, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctor's clinic, medical check up, medical check ups, gp, gps, md, mds, general practitioner, general practitioners, doctors surgery, doctors surgeries, doctor's surgery, doctor's surgeries, stressed, stress, stressing, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, rat race, the rat race, middle class, middle class life, unhappy, unhappiness, depression, depressive, depressives, depressed, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes