Medical Check Ups Cartoons

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"Your skin. Genuine Leather."

"Now that's the kind of positive attitude I'm really going to miss."

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"You have a yeast infection."

"You need a chicken-liver transplant."

"This coconut represents your head."

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"You're fifty-seven years old. I'd like to get that down a bit."

"Either this is the wrong chart or- let's hope this is the wrong chart."

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

"No can do, Mrs. DePetrio. I'd be breaking my watchamacallit oath."

"Eat grass 'til you puke, then call me in the morning."

"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."

"There is no cure, Mrs. Handler. That's because there's nothing wrong with you."

Outingpatient

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."

"Stress is killing you—you need an easier job, a smaller house, and a different family."