Medical Cover Cartoons

"Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we're all going to go in for elective surgery."

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."

"Arm fish-insurance won't cover that."

"Arm fish-insurance won't cover that."

"They'll stab you in the back, but they give you full medical coverage."

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"Doctor without borders, meet patient without insurance."

"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."

"This is easier than navigating through medicare."

Jimmy and Jane Play Doctor

"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."

"…and don't let your cash buyout, stock options and lifetime medical benefits hit you in the button the way out."

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

"But living longer may not be right for you."

"I hear he's got one-hundred-per-cent-coverage - pasts and labor."

Group Insurance/Vitamins

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

"While the device may be an extension of your person, screen repairs aren't covered here."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."