"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."
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"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."
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"You're certainly a lot less fun since the operation."
"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."
"It would be a great honor for me to be counted as one of your successes."
"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."
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"This is going to be a little invasive."
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"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."
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"We did everything we could."
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"Ms. Howard, get me some connective tissue."
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"I spy something red."
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"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."
"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."
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"You might want to do a rubber-glove count."
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"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."
"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."
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"Sorry. I was listening to Car Talk during surgery."
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"Instead of French fries may I have a hernia repair?"
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"Want to see my virtual colonoscopy?"
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"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."
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"The doctors said, 'We can rebuild your husband. Faster. Stronger.' But then I thought, 'Hold on just a second...'"
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"What'll it be, Mrs. Waltham - stolid workmanship or nervy brilliance?"
"Most of our procedures are out of network."
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"How much limbering up do you need?"
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