Tags:dentist, dentists, dentistry, nag, nags, nagging, brush, brushes, brushing, dental health, floss, flosses, flossing, checkup, checkups, dental hygiene, matrimony, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, dentist appointment, dentist appointments, new dentist, new dentists, medical professional, regular checkups
"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"
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"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."
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"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."
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"Thank You For Not Mentioning Dr. Oz."
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"Let me through, I'm a pharmaceutical rep."
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"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."
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"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."
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"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."
"It hurts when I pay."
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Doctors without features.
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New Marvel Heroes
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