"God must have been very pleased."
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A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"Security is lax on this side."
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"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."
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"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."
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King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."
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"Take away their Game Boys!"
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"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
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"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."
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"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."
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"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."
"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."
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"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."
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"I'm concerned about my legacy - kill the historians."
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"I'll have a mead spritzer."
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"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"
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"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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Letting the Cat Out
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"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
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Don Quixote at the Beach
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