Medieval Cartoons

"God must have been very pleased."

A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

"Security is lax on this side."

"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."

"Take away their Game Boys!"

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."

"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."

"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."

"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."

"I'm concerned about my legacy - kill the historians."

"I'll have a mead spritzer."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."

"Rough day?"

"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."

Don Quixote at the Beach