"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."
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"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."
"How about some little pads and pencils?"
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Letting the Cat Out
Don Quixote at the Beach
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"You may rush in."
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"Come and get it! Ha, ha- just kidding."
"In my opinion, this is his best men's fall collection."
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"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"
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"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."
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"If he wants it, let him have it."
"I've been neither a lender nor a borrower. On the other hand, I have been an idler and a tosspot."
"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."
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"First, let me pull up your file."
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"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."
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"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."
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Y2K Solutions Inc.
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"Just try to get one to answer a riddle after he's won your hand in marriage."
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"For example, people who don't have dungeons might spend their evenings playing cards or watching television."
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"You now face the final challenge- ordeal by media."
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