"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, sabbatical, sabbaticals, leave, sabbatical leave, career, career break, career breaks, out of office, out of the office"Don't forget to pay the cashier on your way down."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, cashier, paid, pay, pays, modern life, capitalism, capitalist, pay, paid, ticket, tickets"Think of this as a 'Be here now' exercise."
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flight, flights, cancellation, cancellations, cancelled flight, cancelled flights, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, air travel, mindful exercise, mindful exercises, mindfulness, mindfulness exercise, mindfulness exercises, airport, airports, air travel, delay, delays, be here now, meditation, meditations, meditating, meditate, meditatesTai Chi vs. Chai Tea
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tai chi, chai, chai tea, martial art, martial arts, martial artist, martial artists, exercise, exercises, exercising, yoga, physical fitness, wellness, health, healthy, health food, health foods, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, lifestyle, lifestyles, trend, trends, fad, fads, spiritual, spirituality, new age, new age lifestyle, new age lifestyles, meditate, meditates, meditation, stress, stress management, stresses, de-stress, de-stresses, de-stressing, destress, destresses, destressing, calm, calm down, calms down, calming down, relax, relaxes, relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"
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buddhist, buddhists, buddhist monk, buddhists monks, second thought, second thoughts, enlightened, enlightening, enlightenment, cellphone, cellphones, material good, material goods, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, doubt, doubts, doubter, doubters, doubtful"Would you rather be attacked by a horse-size duck or fifty duck-size horses?"
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meditate, meditates, meditating, horse-sized duck, fifty duck-size horses, internet, would your rather, choose, choosing, buddhism, buddhist, buddhists, meditation, meditations, choose, choosing, choice, deep, meaningful, ironic, dilemma, dilemmas, silly, absurd, unrealistic, philosophy, philosophical, philosophizing, philosophising"Everyone is different and everyone is the same."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, pithy, same, saying the same thing, talking without saying, pretentious, all it is cracked up to be, let down, let-down"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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math, maths, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, physicist, physicists, answers, meditate, meditations, meditating, meditation, buddha, buddhist, buddhists, meaning of life, the meaning of life, zen buddhist, zen buddhists, physics, zen, answer, inner peace, enlightenment, physicist, physicists"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."
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ben bernanke, economy, economist, economists, federal reserve, the federal reserve, investment, investor, investors, wall street, wall street traders, stock market, stock markets, stock market investment, stock market investments, meditation, meditations, relaxation, relax, meditate, relaxed, relaxing, audio relaxation, cd, cds"I'd like to reach a higher state of consciousness, without losing, of course, my administrative and fiscal skills."
"Off to meditation?"
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meditate, meditates, meditating, meditation, frazzled, stress, stresses, stressing out, stressed out, exercise, exercises, exercising, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stressor, stressors, de-stress, de-stressing, relax, relaxes, relaxing, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, stress relief, stress management, mental health, mental health day, mental health days, everyday life"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, drag, drag queen, queen, disillusionment, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, clothed, clothes"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."
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open mic, open mic night, open mic nights, open-mic, open-mic night, open-mic nights, microphone, microphones, singing, singer, singers, amateur singer, amateur singers, monk, monks, guru, gurus, meditator, meditators, meditate, meditating, silent, silence, vow of silence, vows of silence, unpopular, popularity, comedy, comedians, comedian, stand up comedy, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand up, stand-up, stand-up comedy, serious, overly serious, seriousness"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"
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indolent, indolence, mindful, mindfulness, lazy, laziness, positive spin, positive spins, lazing about, chore, chores, yard work, yardwork, garden work, garden chore, garden chores, nap, naps, meditation, meditations, meditating, meditate, meditates, farmhouse, farmhouses, farm house, farm houses, farm, farms, husband, husbands, wife, wives, division of labour, division of laborHow To Be In the Moment
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book, books, read, reading, reader, self-help book, self-help books, irony, ironic, ironies, living in the moment, being in the moment, mindfulness, mindful, center, centered, studying, study, philosophy, meditation, meditate, spirituality, spiritual, learn, learning, buddhism, taoism, zen, philosophyHungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth
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yoga, yogi, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, progression, progressions, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stretch, stretches, stretched, stretching, peace, peaceful, peacefully, pose, poses, yoga pose, yoga poses, neck, necks, visual gag, visual joke, advanced, advanced class, exercise classes, exercise class, intense, intensity, lazy, couch potato, fat, overweight"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."
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yoga, yogi, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, progression, progressions, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stretch, stretches, stretched, stretching, peace, peaceful, peacefully, pose, poses, yoga pose, yoga poses, neck, necks, visual gag, visual joke, advanced, advanced class, exercise classes, exercise class, intense, intensity"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."
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yoga, yogi, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, progression, progressions, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stretch, stretches, stretched, stretching, peace, peaceful, peacefully, pose, poses, yoga pose, yoga poses, dead, die, died, death, dying, emt, emergency, ambulance, paramedic, paramedics, died peacefully, headstand, handstand, head stand, hand stand, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors(Ohhm Shanti… Ohhm shanti…. Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti….) (Mantra Ray)
"Meditation? Hell - he should go back to booze."
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