"Did you hire a consultant? I didn't hire a consultant."
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"Can he call you back? He's meditating."
"Think of this as a 'Be here now' exercise."
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"Would you rather be attacked by a horse-size duck or fifty duck-size horses?"
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"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."
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"I'd like to reach a higher state of consciousness, without losing, of course, my administrative and fiscal skills."
"I'm crazed with this noble path- let me get back to you."
Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself
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"This year I'm really gonna get organized."
"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"
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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
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"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."
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"Introspection, J.B., is for losers."
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"Ronald can't come to the phone. He's taking stock."
Zen and the Art of Interest Rate Adjustment
"Swami Ananda, here, has also discovered the secret of life!"
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"Meditation? Hell - he should go back to booze."
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"I meditate all the time but it's usually about money."
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"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."
A hermit with a VR headset
Coming Soon: Enlightenment And Pizza By The Slice.
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"My Harold was thinking about becoming a Buddhist, but then his knee went out and he couldn't sit that way, so he became a Methodist."
"My right nipple is cold."