Megacorporation Cartoons

Megacorporation Cartoons

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"I've decided to leave the company. Could I have my soul back?"

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"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

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"Hank, when you're finished firing this gentleman I have some rather unfortunate news for you as well."

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"We've travelled the world looking for our next C.E.O., as was foretold in our corporate legends. We think your little Tim might be that C.E.O."

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"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

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"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

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"Is Michael Eisner O.K.? I haven't seen his name in the papers for days."

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"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

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"Shaded blue box on our org chart, meet dotted red arrow."

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"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."

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"We do it, Havermeyer, because our corporate parent says we must."

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"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"

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"And, finally, after a day of record trading on Wall Street, the entire world was owned by Mickey Mouse."

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$300,000,000,000, Inc.

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An entrance to hell is divided between individuals and corporate.

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"I liked our old god better than our new corporate god."

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"I just want you to know, Mr. Blenner, that, like Mike Ovitz, I don't mind being Number Two."

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"I say we go for the record in punitive damages!"

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"General Electric beat him out of his death ray and he's simply furious!"

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