A snowman in a snow glob melts.
Cheese of the Week: Brie
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Nonsense, Dad–you look fabulous!
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"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."
"Of course you could use a damn drink. We all could use a damn drink!"
"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"
"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."
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"One day, son, this will all be gone."
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"Hang in there! The polar ice cap is melting."
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Superhero Eye Test
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How to Get Rid of All the Snow
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Snowmen in denial
"Don't worry. He won't last long."
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"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."
"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"
"You wanted to see me, sir?"
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"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
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"Looking back, it was probably a mistake to disregard global warming after the winter of 2014."
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"And when you are in the mood, there's never any goddam ice!"
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"Are you kidding? It's got to be 90 degrees out there."
"It looks like we can't expect much in the way of benign guidance."
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"The place hasn't been the same since that hole in the ozone opened up!"
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"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"
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