Mental Health Cartoons

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"You may be suffering from what's known as full nest syndrome."

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"They moved my bowl."

"What's the next best medicine?"

"I have a lot of angst, but I haven't figured out how to package it."

"Can you describe these countless wasted hours that ultimately make up the bulk of your life?"

"And only you can hear this whistle?"

"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."

"So–what seems to be the problem?"

Agoraphobia

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."

"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

Getting Back to Normal for Idiots

Good shrink, bad shrink.

First National Bank for the Criminally Insane

"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."

"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."

"Wow! You need professional help."

The Subtext of All Tattoos

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"