"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."
"Wow! You need professional help."
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"Of course your daddy loves you. He's on Prozac - he loves everybody."
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"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"
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"How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?"
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"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"
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I'm with crazy.
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"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
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Shrink's Summer Job
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"You're the therapist - you make it go away."
"Most opera plots could be averted by some decent therapy."
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"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."
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How To Get Up and Get Dressed
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"I'm beginning to feel really good about myself again."
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"What's the opposite of a multiple personality?"
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"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
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"Yes, we know them. We like them, but we're not crazy about, you know, the other him."
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I Look Really Sad
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"Your mother just wants to let you know that she's finally over her postpartum depression."
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"Well, by golly, you may have a creditable defense after all."
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"How long have you been on antidepressants?"
"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."
"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
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