"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."
"Of course your daddy loves you. He's on Prozac - he loves everybody."
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"How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?"
Tags:assisted suicide, assisted suicides, euthanasia, assisted-suicide, assisted-suicides, helpline, helplines, crisis helpline, crisis helplines, crisis hot line, crisis hot lines, crisis hot-line, crisis hot-lines, doctor, doctors, depression, depressed, death wish, death wishes, mental health, mental state, mental illness, mental illnesses
I'm with crazy.
Tags:support group, support groups, group therapy, group therapist, group therapists, therapy, therapist, therapists, insensitive, insensitivity, crazy, insane, insanity, mental illness, mental illnesses, rude, inappropriate, out of place, t-shirt, t-shirts, novelty, novelty shirt, novelty shirts, funny shirt, funny shirts
"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."
Tags:light switch, light switches, square dancer, square dancers, square dancing, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, barnyard, barnyard dance, barnyard dancing, obsessive compulsive, compulsive, compulsive behavior, compulsive behaviors, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, mental illness, mental illnesses, mentally ill, ritual, rituals, daily ritual, daily rituals
"What's the opposite of a multiple personality?"
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"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
Tags:student, students, high school, secondary school, high schoolers, high schools, school, schools, school days, debate, debate team, debates, internal, internal conflict, mental, mental conflict, mental debate, mental health, mental illness, conflicted, mental illnesses, word play, play on words, youth, teenager, teen, teens, education, educational, blunder years, inner debate, depression, anxiety, anxious, light, light humor, light humour, worry, worried, worrying, worries, fret, frets, fretting, concern, concerned, concerns, concerning, issue, issues, kid, kids, child, children, young adults
"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
Tags:mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, handsome prince, handsome princes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, beard, beards, long beard, long beards, bearded, newspaper, newspapers, loon, loons, looney, insane, insanity, tower, towers, locked away, hermit, hermits, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mentally ill, mental illness, mental illnesses
"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."
Tags:judgemental, judgement, judgment, judgmental, medication, medications, medicine, medicines, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, med, meds, mental health, mental state, mental illness, mental illnesses, perspective, perspectives, empathy, empathise, empathize, empathizing, empathized, empathetic, sympathy, sympathetic
"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."
"It's always 'cowboy', never 'cowman'."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, rancher, ranchers, cattle driver, cattle drivers, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, mental state, mental illness, mental health, mental illnesses, job title, job titles, job description, job descriptions
Tags:mental state, mental states, mental illness, mental illnesses, problem, problems, depression, depressed, thought process, thought processes, avoidance, avoidance tactic, avoidance tactics, anxiety, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, gad, general anxiety disorder, worrier, worriers, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, psychoanalyses, avoidance technique, avoidance techniques
I Do Not have OCD
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"Your problems make my fee seem insignificant."
New York Therapy Clock
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"The thing that should bother me don't - should I be worried?"
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychopath, psychopaths, sociopath, sociopaths, mental state, mental states, mental illness, mental illnesses, conscience, consciences, worry, worries, worrier, worriers, anxiety, disconnect, emotional disconnect, emotional disconnects, emotional detachment, emotionally detached, emotional distance, emotionally distant
"Great news! We found a syndrome that fits your case like a glove."
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"Wonderful! This way I can go block after block talking to myself and nobody looks at me as if I were crazy."
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Deal we must.
"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."
Tags:email, emails, voices, voices in my head, mental illness, mental illnesses, mentally ill, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, technology
"If you were slipping inexorably into psychosis, you'd tell me, wouldn't you?"
Tags:psychosis, marital problem, marital problems, mental health, mental state, mental illness, mental illnesses, marriage problem, marriage problems, wife, wives, husband, husbands, marriage problem, marriage problems, insane, insanity, mental decline, mental declines, breakdown, breakdowns, mental breakdown, mental breakdowns, communication, lines of communication, marriage problem, marriage problems
"You want to know something else? I knew you were nuts from the first time I laid eyes on you."
SunnyDale: New Normal Asylum
"You are no match for my inner critic. . ."
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