"What's the next best medicine?"
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"And only you can hear this whistle?"
"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."
"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."
"Of course your daddy loves you. He's on Prozac - he loves everybody."
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"How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?"
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"You're the therapist - you make it go away."
"Most opera plots could be averted by some decent therapy."
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"I've finally learned to live with myself - you're next."
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"And you're certain these are accidents?"
"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."
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"If I'd only had the psychobabble then for what I have now."
"Katia, I know that with the right combination of therapy and medication I could have a committed relationship with you."
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"Call it spring cleaning - I threw out all my dictionaries."
"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"
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"My pets found out they were adopted."
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"I can hear myself think - in a sort of vibrato."
"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."
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"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."
"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"
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"They're going to put you away if you don't stop acting like this."
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