"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."
Tags:merch, merchandise, t-shirt, t-shirts, tshirt, tshirts, shirt, shirts, t-shirt gun, t-shirt guns, t-shirt launcher, t-shirt launchers, t-shirt cannon, t-shirt cannons, viking, vikings, knight, knights, guard, guards, riot, riots, castle, castles, medieval, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, invaded, distraction, distractions, siege, sieges
They're museum quality!"
Tags:merchandise, merchandising, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, museum, museums, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, hippie, hippy, hippies, art piece, art pieces, curator, curators, exhibit, exhibits, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, people watching, people watcher, people watchers, hobby, hobbies
"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"
Tags:dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, knockoff, brand, brands, brand name, brand names, bully, bullies, bullying, teacher, teachers, superficial, superficiality, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, designer, designers, designer label, designer labels, modern life, modern times, merchandise, merchandising, indoctrinate, indoctrination, young age, young consumer, young consumers, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, agenda, agendas
Tags:new york, new york city, ny, n.y., nyc, n.y.c., i <3 ny, spade, spades, diamond, diamonds, club, clubs, i heart ny, i heart new york, manhattan, advert, advertising, souvenir, souvenirs, merchandise, marketing, advertise, ad, ads, design, designs, sales, sale, deck, deck of cards, pack of cards, slogan, slogans, rejected, rejections, prototype, prototypes
For Timely Filing
Tags:free gift, free gifts, tax, taxed, taxes, taxation, tax band, tax bands, irs, internal revenue service, merch, merchandise, merchandising, merchandises, gifts, gift, freebie, freebies, commiseration, commiseration prize, reward, rewards, free reward, reward scheme, rewards scheme, incentive, incentives, incentive scheme, incentive schemes, bag, tote, tote bag, keychain, key chain, key ring, mug, mugs, cup, cups, sales, salesmen
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
Tags:movie, movies, film, films, production, productions, filming, directing, directors, producers, entertaining, entertainment, merchandise, selling, sell, book, books, novel, novels, novelize, novelizers, novelized, novelise, noveliser, novelisers, novelised, future, sell, selling, sells, convert, converting, medium, mediums, lit, chair, chairs
Ten Commandments T-Shirt
Tags:ten commandments, the ten commandments, tshirt, tshirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, tee, merch, merchandise, merchandising, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, consumer, consumers, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, old testament, reminder, reminders, branding, personal brand, influencer, influencers, social media influencer, social media influencers, christiantiy, judaism, advertising
The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, product, products, merchandise, merchandising, all rounder, good all rounder, good all-rounder, merchandising, slogan, slogans, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, consumerism, bread winner, bread winners, bread-winner, bread-winners, modern life, modern times, monotony, monotonous, fathers day, father's day
"I wonder what this was for."
Tags:antique, antiques, vintage, retro, old, memorabilia, collector's item, collector's items, shopping, think, desk weight, desk weights, paperweight, paperweights, paper weight, paper weights, name plate, name plates, desk plate, desk plates, item, items, product, products, merchandise, consumerism, unknown use, unknown purpose, unknown uses, unknown purposes, unknown, wonder, wondering, thinking, word play, wordplay
"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, ghostwriter, ghostwriters, signing, book signing, bookshop, bookshops, meet the, fame, famous, celebrity, celebrities, plays, play, playoff, playoffs, cap, caps, hat, hats, compare, compares, merchandise, merchandising, merch, gimme, sports
General Store: We Now Carry Items!
Tags:general store, general stores, mom and pop store, mom & pop store, general shop, general shops, mom and pop shop, mom & pop shop, merchandise, stock, stocks, money, monetary transaction, financial transaction, local business, local businesses, online shopping, high street, internet shopping, obsolete, old fashioned, old-fashioned
DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.
Tags:desire, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, branding, product, products, product branding, product names, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, sales tactic, sales tactics, advertising, modern life modern times, modern attitudes, ketchup, ketchup, motor oil, merchandise, merchandising, product line, product lines
"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."
Tags:sale, sales, offer, offers, retailer, retailers, retail, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, merchandise, merchandising, out of business, going out of business, brick and mortar, brick and mortar store, brick and mortar stores, clerk, clerks, department store, department stores, customer, customers, lack of customers
Abs of Gold?
Tags:weightloss, weight loss, exercise, exercises, exercising, flab, flabs, flabby, ab, abs, fitness, fitspo, fit, fitter, fitness regime, merchandise, merch, merchandising, consumerism, ad, ads, advertising, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, coupon, coupons, con, cons, conned, literal, literal gag
Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".
Tags:store, stores, shop, shops, front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, sale, 50% off, worthless, merchandise, product, products, goods, useless, business, junk, price, prices, on sale, shopping, bargain, bargains, consumerism
" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."
'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline
From The Makers Of Wonderbra: WonderWallet
Tags:underwear, play on words, word play, word-play, push-up, push up, impress, impressive, deceive, deceiving, looks can be deceiving, appearance, appearances, reassure, reassurances, reassuring, merchandise, merch, merchandising, consumerism, ad, ads, advertising, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, wallet, wallets, sales, salesman
Amistad: The Movie, The Opera, The Fragrance
Tags:amistad, la amistad, ship, ships, slavery, slaver, slaving, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advertizing, advertize, advertizement, market, marketing, marketting, marketted, marketed, vanity, commercial, commercialised, commercialized, merch, merchandise, merchandising, america, american history, historical reference, references, making light
'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
Tags:gum, gumball, gumball machine, machines, machine, mechanical, visual, visual gag, helmet, astronaut, astronauts, space, spacesuit, space suit, air, recycled air, spaceman, quarter, one quarter, a quarter, cent, cents, 25 cents, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, strange, trap, trapped, profit, profiting, profitable, sale, sales, sell, selling, merch, merchandise, merchandising
"I also invented merchandising!"
Tags:teddy, roosevelt, theodore roosevelt, teddy roosevelt, teddy bear, teddy bears, bear, bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, toy, toys, namesake, namesakes, legacy, legacies, invented, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, american president, american presidents, merchandise, merchandises, merchandising, laugh, laughs, laughing, honor, honors, honour, honours, honoring, honouring, noble
"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"