They're museum quality!"
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"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"
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"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"
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For Timely Filing
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Ten Commandments T-Shirt
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The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!
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"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."
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DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.
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"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."
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"Next week is out. I'll be in Houston merchandising my pain."
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Abs of Gold?
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'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline
From The Makers Of Wonderbra: WonderWallet
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Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".
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Amistad: The Movie, The Opera, The Fragrance
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'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
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