"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
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drycleaner, crycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, slob, slobs, lazy, laziness, mess, messy, jeans, pants, trousers, old clothes, dirty clothes, reminder, reminders, stain, stains, tough stain, tough stains, insult, insults, insulting"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
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cardigan, cardigans, fashion, fashions, clothes, clothing, luggage, suitcase, suit case, pack, packed, packing, travel, travelling, travelling light, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourism, airport, airports, airport security, security, tsa, customs, customs official, officials, bureaucracy, just following the rules, following the rules, nosy, nosiness, search, searching, mess, messy, comment, judging, judging, secure, secured, underpack, overpack, under packed, over packed, under prepare, under prepared, over prepare, over prepared, be prepared, preparation, planning, planned, plan ahead, planLow Tide
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mess, messy, messiness, untidy, tidy, tidying, tide, tides, the tide, tidying up, tidy up, low tide, high tide, beach, beaches, coast, the coast, getting old, getting older, elderly person, elderly people ageing, lazy, laziness"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
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messy, mess, messes, junk, items, things, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, cleaning out, spring cleaning, purging, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, materialism, life, put in, get out"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"
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relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, cooking, cooking dinner, dinner, dinners, preparing dinner, clean up, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, doing the dishes, washing up, washing the dishes, after dinner, meal, meals, after the meal, messy, big mess, mess, messes, dirty dishes, pots and pans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chores, choreCheese of the Week: Brie
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brie, cheese, gourmet, cheese lover, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, delivery, deliver, delivered, delivers, mail, mailman, mail order, mail orders, post, postal, posted, postal order, post order, slot, through the slot, through the door, melted cheese, grilled cheese, grill, melt, melting, grills, mess, messes, messy"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, queen, queens, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, moat, moats, pollution, water pollution, litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, junk, floating, clutter, mess, messy, cluttered, clean up, clean-up, housework, chore, chores, cleaning, yard work, yardwork"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."
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organized, organization, organization skill, organization skills, organisation skill, organisation skills, disorganized, disorganised, disorganisation, disorganization, slob, slobs, slovenly, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, mess, messes, messy, messiness, file, files, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, inefficient, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, unorganized, unorganised, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, sea of papers, lost"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
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offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, cubicle, cubicles, office cubicle, office cubicles, email, emails, subscription email, subscription emails, unsubscribe, unsubscribing, subscription, subscriptions, disorganised, disorganized, disorganisation, disorganization, mess, messy, in a messy, messy person, messy people, clutter, deluded, delusional"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, fashions, fashionable, fashion, married life, husband, husbands, untidy, mess, messy, fur, furs, outfit, wife, wives, marriage, old married couple, appearance, appearances, pun, play on words, word play"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"
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artist, artists, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, unimpressed, unimpressive, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, criticise, criticising, critical, mess, messy, clean, tidy, clean lines, modernism, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs"Today is the day I start the new me!"
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animals, animal, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pussycat, pussycats, kittens, kitten, animal hoarder, hoarder, hoarders, mess, messy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, drink, drinker, drinking, martini, martinis, bath, bathing, relax, relaxation, relaxing, change, changing, new me, new life, life changes, life changing, motivation, motivational, lazy, laziness, unmotivated, couch potato, couch potatoes, cat fight, cat fights, adopt don't shop, adoption, pet adoption"Cool game!"
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growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, lazy, laziness, tween, tweens, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, gaming, gamer, gamers, computer game, computer games, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, destruction, destructive, destructiveness, mess, messy"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivatingIs clutter necessary?
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clutter, cluttered, mess, messes, messy, organisation, organization, disorganised, disorganized, tidy, neat, organised, organized, disorganisation, disorganization, junk drawer, junk drawers, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, chaos, disorder, unorganised, unorganized, spring cleaning, cleaning, cleaning up, organising, organizingIs clutter necessary?
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clutter, cluttered, mess, messes, messy, organisation, organization, disorganised, disorganized, tidy, neat, organised, organized, disorganisation, disorganization, junk drawer, junk drawers, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, chaos, disorder, unorganised, unorganized, spring cleaning, cleaning, cleaning up, organising, organizing"I found some more acorns today."
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acorn, acorns, nut, nuts, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, coupon, coupons, overstock, overstocks, overstocked, overstocking, save, saves, saving, savings, pack rat, pack rats, save up, saves up, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, squirrel, squirrels, chipmunk, chipmunks, storage, storage space, stuff, clutter, cluttered, mess, messy"You can't blame everything on the bossa nova."
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lazy, laziness, slump, mess, messy, untidy, untidiness, blame, blames, blaming, responsibility, responsible, responsibilities, bossa nova, drunk, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, despair, despairing, wives, wife, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, blame it on the bossa nova"But this way I know where everything is."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mess, messy, messy room, messy rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, unorganised, unorganized, disorganised, disorganized, organization, organisation, organised mess, organized mess, untidy, toy, toys, cleaning, picking up, raising kids, raising children"It's a shopping list from the raccoons."
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animal, animals, raccoon, raccoons, scavenger, scavengers, trash, garbage, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, mess, messy, eat, eating, list, lists, shopping list, shopping lists, groceries, food, shopping, picky, choosy, fussy, demanding, home ownership, owning a home, housework, taking out the garbage, taking out the trash, chose, chores"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"
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marathon, marathons, running, runner, runners, race, races, racing, road race, long distance running, long distance runner, long distance runners, cross country runner, cross country runners, german, german potato salad, potato salad, weirdo, weirdos, food, foods, mess, messy, making a mess, litter, littering, litter bug, litter bugs"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."
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kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, toy, toys, too many toys, clutter, cluttered, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, toddler, toddlers, terrible 2s, terrible twos, baby, babies, spoilt, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, spoilt child, spoilt children, bad parenting, mess, messes, plaything, playthings, infant, infants"Charlotte! Can't healing take some other form?"
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marriage, marriages, married, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, violence, domestic, domestic violence, anger, angry, mad, crazy, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, therapists, therapist, mental health, anger management, destroy, destroyed, destruction, mess, making a mess, argue, argument, arguing, fight, fights, lover's quarrel, couples dispute