"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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Author Will Text You 1-3 p.m.
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"Sir, the following paradigm shifts occurred while you were out."
"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
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"You've got pie."
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"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"
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"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
"You have no new messages."
"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"
"Let me see what my mother wants — aside from attention."
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New from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
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"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."
Plane annoys penthouse apartment.
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"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."
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"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."
Message in a bottle being read by a fish
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Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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"I can tell you're upset."
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"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."
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"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."
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If you see something, buy something.
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"Instant message, sire."
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"Can Hiram call you back? He's adjusting our solar panels."