"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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author, authors, book, books, book signing, book signings, modern technology, modern technologies, modern times, modern attitudes, modern life, text, texting, message, messages, messaging, millennial, millennials, social network, social networks, social networking, social media, smart phone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobilephone, mobile phones, mobilephones, mobile phones, phone addicts, phone addicts, phone addiction, mobile, mobiles, anti social, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introversion"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
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pie, pied, pie in the face, mail, you've got mail, youve got mail, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, cream pie, cream pies, pieing, slapstick, slapstick comedy, surprise, surprises, message, messages, social network, social networks, social media"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"
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therapist, therapy, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, text, texts, texting, text talk, message, messages, messaging, text message, text messages, text messaging, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, modern technology, modern technologies, modern times, modern life, attitudes, text speak, abbreviate, abbreviation, abbreviations, evolution of language"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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bum, bums, drunk, drunks, drunken bum, drunken bums, phone call, phone calls, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barfly, barflies, drunkard, drunkards, message, messages, phone message, phone messages, insult, insults, insulting, wife, wives, angry wife, angry wives"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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power, powerful message, message, messages, powerful, power suit, power suits, power outfit, new clothes, clothes, clothing, fashion, men's fashion, menswear, men's clothing, style, personal style, style, styles, men, man, store, stores, shop, shops, clothing store, clothing stores, department store, department stores, salesman, salesmen, history, vikings, barbarians, europe, european, military, government, violent, violence, greed, vanity, vain, psychology, personal appearance"Let me see what my mother wants — aside from attention."
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woman, women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, daughter, daughters, attention, attention-seeking, attention-seeker, attention-seekers, attention-hog, attention-hogs, needy, attachment, attachment issues, separation anxiety, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, text, texts, texting, message, messages, messaging, mother-daughter relationships, family, familiesNew from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
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noise, noisy, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, passive aggressive, pass agg, quiet, quiet down, neighbor, neighbour, neighbors, neighbours, apartment, apartments, above, fly, flying, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, broom, brooms, hit roof, roof, roofs, noise pollution, signal, signals, indicate, indicates, message, messages, be quiet, botcwab, ceiling, ceilings"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."
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business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, note, notes, taking notes, sticky, stickie, stickies, technology, low-tech, stationery, message, messages, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversations, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, messy, excessive, forgetful, bad memory, modern life"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."
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