Message in a bottle being read by a fish
Tags:animal, animals, fish, reading, reads, read, glasses, pair of glasses, reading glasses, message, messages, note, notes, rolled up, bottle, bottles, message-in-a-bottle, message in a bottle, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, water, underwater, floating, litter, littering, environment, trash, garbage, rubbish
"Did you rent 'Weekend at Bernie's'?"
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"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
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"You have been pre-approved for the platinum experience with cashback rewards."
Tags:cashback, cashback reward, cashback rewards, cashbacks, pre-approved, pre-approval, cashback reward, cashback rewards, message in a bottle, junk mail, spam, spams, junk-mail, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, credit card, credit cards, credit-card, credit-cards
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"It's another recipe for fish."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, stranded, abandoned, message in a bottle, seafood, fish, monotony, monotonous, survival, recipe, recipes, useless, uselessness, unhelpful, unhelpfulness, pointless, pointlessness, ungrateful, seafood recipe, seafood recipes, bad gift, bad gifts, bad present, bad presents
"The bank turned down our application for a 'Get Off The Desert Island Loan.'"
Tags:loan, loans, loan request, loan requests, loan refusal, loan refusal, message in a bottle, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, desperate, desperation, dire straights, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, insensitive, insensitivity, heartless, heartlessness
"Now you can send it."
Tags:letter, letters, message, messages, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, writer, writers, writing, desert island, desert islands, author, authors, editor, editors, critic, critics, own worst critic, own worst critics, spouse, spouses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, annoying, pedant, pedants, pedantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, delay, delays, delaying, sos, s.o.s., help, helps, send for help, sending for help, draft, drafts, drafting, rough draft, rough drafts, revise, revises, revising, revision, revisions, too much coffee man
Text in a bottle
Tags:text, texts, texting, text message, messaging, messages, message in a bottle, drunk message, sent too soon, wrong person, abbreviation, abbreviations, slang, sad face, stranded, desert island, first world problems, deserted, island, islands, recall, recalled, too late, desperate, communication, communicate, ocean, modern life
"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, review, reviews, message in a bottle, message-in-a-bottle, communication, communications, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, shipwreck, shipwrecks, castaway, castaways, shipwrecking, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, criticism, bad review, bad reviews, tourist, tourists
"Mon courrier va se perdre..."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, mail, post, message, messages, bottle, message in a bottle, lost, lose, off course, astray, stuck, plastic, plastics, ocean, oceans, litter, littering, plastic island, plastic islands, waste, non-disposable waste, landfill, non-biodegradable, global warming, environmental problems
"And don't forget to say hello to the kids."
Man stranded on desert island reads 'beach rules' sign.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, strand, stranding, stranded, stuck, wash up, washed up, alone, beach, beaches, rule, rules, sign, signs, surf, surfs, surfing, no surfing, ban, bans, banned, floating, floatation, device, devices, inflatables, no alcohol, bottle, bottles, message, messages, message in a bottle
"Don't you just hate these big attached files?"
Tags:island, islands, islanders, islander, stranded, isolated, isolation, stuck, no escape, technology, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e-mailing, attachments, attachment, large documents, large document, attached file, attached files, bid attached file, big attached files, technology, telecommunication, telecommunications, internet, www, w3, message in a bottle, messages in bottles
"Oh no, we're being spammed!"
Tags:desert island, desert islands, bottle, bottles, message, messages, messaging, messenger, message in a bottle, spam, spamming, spammed, technology, smart phone, smart phones, text, texting, communicate, communicating, communication, junk, junk mail, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, analog, digital divide