"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"
"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
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"I'm warning you—it's a sty."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, pig sty, pig stys, sty, sties, messy, messy room, messy rooms, messy house, messy houses, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationships issues, date, dates, dating, warning, warnings, bringing a date home, interior, interiors, language, expression, expressions, cliche, cliches, wordplay, word play
"I work hard and I play hard."
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"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
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"Laundry or composting?"
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"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, cooking, cooking dinner, dinner, dinners, preparing dinner, clean up, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, doing the dishes, washing up, washing the dishes, after dinner, meal, meals, after the meal, messy, big mess, mess, messes, dirty dishes, pots and pans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chores, chore
"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"
Tags:hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, junk, junk collector, junk collectors, bad habit, bad habits, enabling, enable, enabler, enablers, bad influence, bad influences, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, addiction, addictions, addicted, junk yard, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, messy, disorganized, disorganised
"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
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Cheese of the Week: Brie
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"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
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"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."
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"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."
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"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
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"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."
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"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"
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"Today is the day I start the new me!"
Tags:animals, animal, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pussycat, pussycats, kittens, kitten, animal hoarder, hoarder, hoarders, mess, messy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, drink, drinker, drinking, martini, martinis, bath, bathing, relax, relaxation, relaxing, change, changing, new me, new life, life changes, life changing, motivation, motivational, lazy, laziness, unmotivated, couch potato, couch potatoes, cat fight, cat fights, adopt don't shop, adoption, pet adoption
"The last of the paperwork harvest is in."
"Spare us the gory details."
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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, note, notes, taking notes, sticky, stickie, stickies, technology, low-tech, stationery, message, messages, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversations, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, messy, excessive, forgetful, bad memory, modern life