Metaphor Cartoons

"This is mastodon. I told you to get mammoth."

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

"I was on the cutting edge. I pushed the envelope. I did the heavy lifting. I was the rainmaker. Then I ran out of metaphors."

"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

"The long and short of it, Fred, is that you've gotten too far ahead of your constituency."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

"What do you mean, 'Marriage is a two-edged sword'?"

"Tell me about your last accounting job."

"Put the cat out and come to bed!"

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"This next song's about pain."

"Fine. Sit there and check your messages. Perhaps it will give you something to contribute to the conversation."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

"Ted was severely edited as a child."

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"