Metaphors Cartoons

Metaphors Cartoons

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"I was on the cutting edge. I pushed the envelope. I did the heavy lifting. I was the rainmaker. Then I ran out of metaphors."

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"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

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"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

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"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

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"I hope you like sports metaphors."

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"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

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Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

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Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

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"The fact that you've rolled up your sleeves since our last talk has been noted, Parminger. However, there's still something I'd like to discuss with you."

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"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."

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"I thought it was only a metaphor when people said, 'My car died.' "

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"This next song's about pain."

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Hecklers On Poetry Night

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Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

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"Ted was severely edited as a child."

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"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

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"I enjoy being a simple nursery rhyme character but my most satisfying work is as a metaphor for the stock market."

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"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

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"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

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"If you're going to go down that road, be prepared for two-way traffic."

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"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

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"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

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A man is set free from a cage, flies around and then returns.

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"It's what I do."

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"The long and short of it, Fred, is that you've gotten too far ahead of your constituency."

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