"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "
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cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, farewell, goodbye, goodbyes, historical, fond farewell, modern, modern life, modernity, traffic, train, trains, subway, subways, metropolitan, train, trains, ticket, off peak, off peak ticket, off-peak, super off peak, offpeak, super off-peak, modernised, modernized, urban, urban life, urban world, urban living, band, bands, singing, mariachi, new york, new york city, musician, musical, musicians, region, regional, regions, poncho, ponchos, mexico, traditional, traditions, tradition, modern tradition"I don't know what the hell happened - one minute I'm at work in Flint, Michigan, then there's a giant sucking sound and suddenly here I am in Mexico."
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layoff, layoffs, flint, michigan, factory, factories, factory worker, factory workers, rust belt, job loss, job losses, laid off, fire, fired, firing, automaker, automakers, auto manufacturer, auto manufacturers, big three, big 3, american car, american cars, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, mexico, mexican plant, mexican plants, manufacturing job, manufacturing jobs, overseas, globalism, globalist, globalists"You fellas need a job?"
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wall, walls, border wall, border walls, border fence, border fences, mexico, mexican wall, mexican walls, laborer, laborers, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, hire, hires, hiring, construction, construction worker, construction workers, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, anti-immigration, trump, donald trump, border, borders, racism"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."
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mexico, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, relocate, relocates, relocating, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax dodging, job loss, job losses, globalism, globalist, globalists, santa, santa claus, north pole, elf, elves, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, worker, workers, average worker, average workers, factory job, factory jobs, ship overseas, shipping overseas, maquiladora, maquiladoras, father christmas, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, bottom line, bottom lines, wage, wages, nafta, north american free trade agreement, usmca, united states mexico and canada agreement, trump, donald trump"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be trueA border wall that could find bipartisan support
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trump, donald, the donald, trump administration, bipartisan support, bipartisan, support, supporter, supporters, wall, walls, build the wall, building the wall, mexico, idiot, idiots, president, presidents, politics, political, politician, politicians, businessman, businessmen, border control, maga, make america great againArctic Climate Update:
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trump, donald, the donald, trump administration, wall, walls, build the wall, building the wall, mexico, idiot, idiots, president, presidents, politics, political, politician, politicians, businessman, businessmen, border control, maga, make america great again, climate change, global warming, denial, hot airTrump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.
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hanukkah, festival of lights, judaism, holiday, holidays, pollution, environment, climate change, global warming, trump, donald, the donald, trump administration, wall, walls, build the wall, building the wall, mexico, idiot, idiots, president, presidents, politics, political, politician, politicians, businessman, businessmen, border control, maga, make america great again, menorah, menorahs"If Trump becomes President, I don't care how high he builds that wall - I'm going over it."
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trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, wall, walls, border wall, border walls, mexico, mexican, mexican border, us border, u.s. border, escape, escapes, escaping, president, presidents, illegal immigrant, illegal immigration, undocumented, run away, runs away, running awayWinter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, airport, airports, tropics, tropical, caribbean, mexico, warm, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, coat, coats, winter coats, winter coat, coat check, tourists, tourist, tourism, travel, traveling, travelling, beach, beaches, snowbird, snowbirds, escape, winter, summer, runway, runways, booth, booths"Es usted Diners' Club?"
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charge, charges, charge card, charge cards, credit card, credit cards, travel, travels, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, vacation, vacations, mexico, mexican, middle class, expectant, ignorant, ignorance, communicate, communicates, communication, accept, accepts, accepting, middle class, upper class, upper classes, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, inconsiderate"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, group, bandit, bandits, bandolier, bandoliers, fashion, fashions, fashionable, casual friday, casual, casuals, uniform, uniforms, social, social norm, social norms, social cue, social cues, mexico, cantina"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"
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discount, discounts, discounted, bailout, bailouts, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, america, american, americans, ugly american, ugly americans, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, insult, insulting, offensive, give offense, giving offense, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, sales, salesperson, salespeople, foreign policy, mexico, mexican, tourist, tourists, american tourist, american touristsDiego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation
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diego rivera, frida kahlo, rivera, kahlo, marriage, marriages, argue, argues, arguing, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, couple, couples, discord, disagreement, disagreements, artist, artists, fine art, fine arts, mexico, mexican, painter, painters, painting, paintings, enchilada, enchiladas, wife, wives, husband, husbands"Waiter, there's a pom-pom in my soup."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, complaint, complaints, complaining, sombrero, sombreros, pom-pom, pom-poms, soup, soups, mexico, mexican, mexican food, fly in my soup, word play, wordplaySlightly Altered Promises
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build the wall, trump, donald, the donald, donald trump, president, presidents, trump administration, wall, walls, fence, fences, barricade, barricades, government shutdown, idiot, idiots, republican, republicans, fake tan, toupee, comb over, border, borders, immigrant, immigrants, mexico, mexican, mexicans, politics, politician, politicians, political, xenophobic, maga, make america great againA shutdown and wall that would make America safer
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wall, walls, border, borders, mexico, government, governments, government shutdown, build the wall, trump, donald, the donald, donald trump, president, presidents, trump administration, idiot, idiots, republican, republicans, fake tan, toupee, comb over, politics, politician, politicians, political, xenophobic, fake news, maga, make america great again"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"
Actual Distance
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mexico, mexican, mexicans, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, build the wall, trump, donald, the donald, donald trump, president, presidents, trump administration, idiot, idiots, republican, republicans, fake tan, toupee, comb over, politics, politician, politicians, political, xenophobic, fake news, maga, make america great again, liar, liars, lying, lies, lie, border, borders, government shutdown, geography"It's Mexico. They're ready to pay for the wall."
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trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump wall, trumps wall, trump's wall, the wall, mexico, mexico-us border, us-mexico border, mexican border, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, incompetence, ineptitude, america's downfall, americas downfall, migration, immigration, anti-immigration, anti-immigration rhetoric"It was all we could afford in the end."
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wall, walls, trumps wall, trump wall, border wall, us border, mexican border, mexico, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, us immigration, immigration, fence, fences, garden wall, garden wall, afford, budget, budgets, no budget, bad policy, bad policies, immigration policy, immigration policies"Grab some lederhosen, Sutfin. We're about to climb the globalization bandwagon."
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globalisation, globalised, globalized, globalization, globalise, globalize, sombrero, lederhosen, mexican attire, german attire, stereotypes, stereotyping, stereotyped, office, offices, boss, manager, managers, management department, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, meeting rooms, german, germany, mexico, mexican, impolite, cultural appropriation, insensitivity, insensitive