Mid-life Crises Cartoons

"I find it a bit awkward dating again at forty-five."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"

"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"

"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

"Forty-seven years old and I'm still a small investor."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."

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"Things change, people grow apart, but life goes on."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"Has anyone noticed your healthier, lively-looking hair?"

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Your dad seems really focussed on his own journey."

"Dad, when did you realize you weren't, you know, exactly studly anymore?"

"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh dear! And we didn't send them a card!"

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to conservative

"until you've walked a mile in someone else's platform shoes from 1973 you don't know back pain."

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."