"I find it a bit awkward dating again at forty-five."
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"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"
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family, families, work, world of work, unemployed, unemployment, job search, pay, gallows humour, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, pink slip, laid off, quit job, resign, resignation, resign from work, recession, children, basement, hermit, mid life crisis, hide, neet, home office, home offices, depression, depressions, depressing, mid-life crises"Forty-seven years old and I'm still a small investor."
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disappointment, disappointment, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, hope and dreams, investor, investors, investing, regret, regrets, regretful, getting old, aging, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, small investor, small investors, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, play it safe, playing it safe"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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perfume, perfumes, change, changes, new start, new starts, beautician, beauticians, unhappy, unhappiness, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problem, mental health problems, middle age, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, depression, depressed, depressive, depressives, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, perfume counter, discomfort, new direction, new directions"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."
A Realization
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realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, undercover, under cover of night, undercover agent, undercover agents, spy, spies, espionage, marine, marines, escape, escaping, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, secret agent, secret agents, disappointment, disappontments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, life choicesStrictly Adult Services24-hour phone catering
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catering, caterer, caterers, catering services, adult services, middle age, middle aged, middle class, middle class life, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, mid life crisis, mid life crises, taboos, phoneline, phonelines, telephone line, telephone lines, fantasy, phone catering, telephone catering, phonographic phone services"Things change, people grow apart, but life goes on."
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marital problem, marital problems, married life, married couple, married couples, life, lives, growing apart, grow apart, grows apart, marital spat, marital spats, grown apart, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, divorce, divorces, divorcee, divorcees, divorcing, marital breakdown, marital breakdownsFishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.
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disco, discos, disco dancing, disco dancer, disco dancers, lighthouse, lighthouses, fisher man, fisherman, fisher men, fishing, fishermen, boar, boats, safety, 70s, seventies, 1970s, disco music, disco fever, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, mid life crises, dad dance, dad dancing"Has anyone noticed your healthier, lively-looking hair?"
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hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair style, hair style, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, mens hair, men's hair, men's hairstyles, mens hairstyles, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, parlance, advertising parlance, advertising lingo, advertising talk, vain, vanity, appearance, bald, balding, hair restorer, hair restorers, hair conditioner, hair conditioners, alopecia, hair loss, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises"Your dad seems really focussed on his own journey."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, ageing, getting old, getting on, getting older, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, stud, studs, studly, attractive, attractiveness, handsome, handsomeness, losing your looks"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
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christmas time, christmas card, christmas, chirstmas cards, social obligation, social obligations, over the top, competition, competitive, competitiveness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crises, mid-life crisis, expectation, expectations, modern expectation, modern expectations"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."
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dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, regret, regrets, regretful, regretting, life choices, mistake, mistakes, the real me, the real you, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, overthink, overthinker, overthinking, overthinkers, fake, faker, fakers, white lie, white lies"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to conservative
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