"I have a lot of angst, but I haven't figured out how to package it."
Full Moon
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, full moon, full moons, insanity, crazy, strange, idea, ideas, sudden, impulse, impulsive"Take some identification with you in case you die."
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dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, cycling, cycle, bicycle, bike, biking, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, cyclist humor, cyclist humour, id, identification, identity, id card, proof of identity, old age, old, age, elderly, exercise, exercising, middle age, middle aged, middle ages, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, death, dead, died, dying, die, marriage, married, married life"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
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yakuza, tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, tat, tatted, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, marriage, married, married life, married couple, couples, couple, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, coast, coastal, coastal break, full body tattoos, middle aged, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, fashion, fashion choices, culture clash"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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denial, in denial, late for work, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, monday morning, monday mornings, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, getting old, getting older, ageing, crisis, existential crisis, running late, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, sick day, sick days, sick leave, sickie, sickies, the inevitability of death"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
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argue, arguing, argument, run away, running away, run-away, annoyed, annoy, angry, angered, youth, southern, southerner, south, shotgun, shotguns, pickup, truck, trucks, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life, marriage, married, tired, fed up, youthful, reminisce, nostalgia, nostalgic, fed-up, done, had enough, road trip, roadtrip, road tripsThe Male Biological Clock.
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golf, mental images, middle age, biological clocks, the male biological clock, age, old age, old age, leisure, relaxation, sports, family, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf game, golf swing, ageing process, aging process, biological clock, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, ageing process, aging process"I find it a bit awkward dating again at forty-five."
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middle age, middle aged, ageing, getting older, getting old, getting on, age appropriate, date, dates, skinny dip, skinny dips, romance, romantic, romantics, love, finding love, uncomfortable, discomfort, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, romantic cliche, romantic cliches"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."
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seventies, the seventies, 70s, 1970s, skinny jeans, middle age, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, mid life crisis, mid life crises, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, jeans, trend, trends, following trends, changing trends, changing fashion, changing fashions, panic, panicking, flashback, flashbacks, flash back, flash backs, flares, flared jeans"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, show-off, show-offs, bragging, boasting, boast, boasts, hipster, hipsters, vinyl, record, records, album, albums, music, musician, musicians, band, bands, middle-age, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, trying to stay relevant, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, modern life, millennial, millennials"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"
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fashions, fashionable, dress sense, dress-sense, unfashionable, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, fashion sense, denial, denials, physical, physicals, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, doctor, doctors, youthful fashion, youthful fashions, youthful appearance, inappropriate, trend, trends, latest trend, ageing, aging, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully34th Honeymoon
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, honeymoons, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, diner, diners, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, beer, beers, nickname, nicknames, slang, young at heart, wild"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994
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middle age, middle-aged, age, ageing, mid-life, mid life, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, woodstock, wood stock, festival, festivals, music festival, music festivals, festivals, music, musical, musicians, musician, medic, medics, growing old, growing older, older, beta-blocker, beta blocker, beta-blockers, beta-blockers, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, prozac, prozacs, baby boomer, baby-boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomers, bunion, bunions"I can't help but think that things might have turned out differently if we had never met."
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marriage, relationships, reminisce, reminiscing, reflect, reflecting, regret, regretting, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, discuss, discussion, projecting, projection, first meeting, long term relationship, longterm relationship, long term relationships, longterm relation ship, disappointed, disappointment, let down, marital disappointment, alternate reality, alternate life"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."
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life, depressed, depressing, depressive, depressives, pointlessness, existential crisis, ageing, getting old, getting older, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, negative, negativity, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, disappointment, disappointments, hopelessness, give up, giving up, modern life, modern attitudes, miserable, relatableA man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"
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bedroom scene, bedroom scenes, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, carol, carols christmas carol, christmas carols, carol singer, carol singers, carolling, christmas, christmas time, immature, immaturity, taking drugs, doing drugs, stoned, getting stoned, beg, begging, getting old, getting older"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinkles"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."
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gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, girl talk, women, woman, jealous, jealousy, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talk, trash talking, plastic, implants, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, unnatural, biodegradable, rude, cocktail party, cocktail parties, friend, friends, social, mean, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, age, aging, ageing"Forty-seven years old and I'm still a small investor."
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