Mid Life Crisis Cartoons

"Your kids have left and gone on to lives of their own..." a dog yelps while his owner runs away.

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"

"I find it a bit awkward dating again at forty-five."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."

"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"

"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

"I finally got a grip on myself, and now I can't let go."

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."

"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

A Realization

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