Mid Life Crisis Cartoons

Mid Life Crisis Cartoons

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"Take some identification with you in case you die."

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"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

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"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

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The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

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"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

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"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

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"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

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"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

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'Where Are They Now?'

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"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"

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Midlife Crises of Appliances.

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"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

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Middle-Of-Life Choices

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"What to Expect When You're Alive"

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"There's no need to worry unduly, Ted, but I'm putting our relationship into review."

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Same Sexless Marriage

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"Your contents have shifted."

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Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

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"Then one day I woke up and not only was I old, I was naked."

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"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"

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"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

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Strictly Adult Services24-hour phone catering

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"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

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"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"

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"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."

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