"Your kids have left and gone on to lives of their own..." a dog yelps while his owner runs away.
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"Take some identification with you in case you die."
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"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
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"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "
"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
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"I find it a bit awkward dating again at forty-five."
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"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."
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"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"
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"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994
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"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."
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"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"
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"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."
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"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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"I finally got a grip on myself, and now I can't let go."
"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."
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"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."
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"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "
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"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."
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"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"
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"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
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"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."
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