Mid Life Crisis Cartoons

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC122414
High Res:
3500x2852 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, cycling, cycle, bicycle, bike, biking, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, cyclist humor, cyclist humour, id, identification, identity, id card, proof of identity, old age, old, age, elderly, exercise, exercising, middle age, middle aged, middle ages, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, death, dead, died, dying, die, marriage, married, married life

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC28263
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2435x2035 pixels (unwatermarked)
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argue, arguing, argument, run away, running away, run-away, annoyed, annoy, angry, angered, youth, southern, southerner, south, shotgun, shotguns, pickup, truck, trucks, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life, marriage, married, tired, fed up, youthful, reminisce, nostalgia, nostalgic, fed-up, done, had enough, road trip, roadtrip, road trips

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122040
High Res:
3495x2679 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, married, married life, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, prenuptial, husband, husbands, wife, wives, priorities, priority, baby, babies, parental, parents, child, children, kid, kids, pregnancy, pregnant, infant, awkward, awkward question, life planning, life plans, too late, late, dreams, dream, goal, goals, mid life crisis

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC27994
High Res:
2025x2361 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
middle age, middle-aged, age, ageing, mid-life, mid life, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, woodstock, wood stock, festival, festivals, music festival, music festivals, festivals, music, musical, musicians, musician, medic, medics, growing old, growing older, older, beta-blocker, beta blocker, beta-blockers, beta-blockers, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, prozac, prozacs, baby boomer, baby-boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomers, bunion, bunions

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC28041
High Res:
1943x1487 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
yakuza, tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, tat, tatted, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, marriage, married, married life, married couple, couples, couple, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, coast, coastal, coastal break, full body tattoos, middle aged, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, fashion, fashion choices, culture clash

"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC120886
High Res:
2000x1790 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
family, families, work, world of work, unemployed, unemployment, job search, pay, gallows humour, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, pink slip, laid off, quit job, resign, resignation, resign from work, recession, children, basement, hermit, mid life crisis, hide, neet, home office, home offices, depression, depressions, depressing, mid-life crises

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC142005
High Res:
4750x4848 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animals, animal, mounted, mounting, mount, mounted animal, animal head, head mount, head mounting, mounted head, animal hunting, hunting, poaching, shooting, shoot, hunt, poach, poacher, hunter, exotic animals, exotic animal, jungle animal, jungle animals, antlers, bald, baldness, boredom, bored, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, designing, decor, decoration, decorating, interior decor, interior design

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC143434
High Res:
6139x5481 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
surf, surfers, sport, sports, surfing, surfer dude, ocean, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, surfboard, surf-board, surf board, wave, waves, hang ten, sea, poser, pose, posed, fake, faker, all talk, faked, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, hobby, hobbyist, big mouth, mouthing off, relatable

'Where Are They Now?'

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43499
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2722x3362 pixels (unwatermarked)
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middle age, middle-aged, high school, high-school, most likely to, most likely to succeed, marriage, marriages, life, lives, divorce, divorced, bleak, jealous, fail, failed, outlook, outlook, prediction, predictions, middle aged, lonely, loneliness, divorce, divorced, divorcing, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, bleak, gloomy

"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC68456
High Res:
3650x2960 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, bed, beds, snow white, seven dwarves, seven dwarfs, 7 dwarfs, 7 dwarves, weight gain, gaining weight, gain weight, chub, chubby, chubbiness, fat, fattening, overweight, obese, obesity, name and shame, coming to terms, come to terms, name change, change names, name changes, mid life crisis, unfit, fitness, story, story book, storybook, storybooks, character, characters

Midlife Crises of Appliances.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC38954
High Res:
1623x3196 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
midlife, mid-life, mid life, mid life crisis, crisis, appliance, appliances, tech, technology, modern, modern life, modernity, crises, vcr, video, video player, dishwasher, dishwashers, blender, blenders, furniture, electronics, electronic, age, aging, aged, time, father time, time goes by, things fall apart, broke, broken, break, breaking, breaks, fault, faulty, changes, changing, change, frustration, frustrated

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

Artist:
Borchart, David
Search ID:
CC125477
High Res:
3387x3855 pixels (unwatermarked)
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old, older, old age, age, aged, ageing, retiree, retired, retiring, retirement, vault, vaulting, vaulted, gymnast, gymnastics, gymnastically, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, crises, married life, marriage, married, old married couple, couple, couples, love, loving, goofing, goofy, goofing off, have fun, having fun together, fun

Middle-Of-Life Choices

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC124014
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1380x5319 pixels (unwatermarked)
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midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, choice, choices, choosing, choose, chooses, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, it's the little things, little things

"What to Expect When You're Alive"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC122170
High Res:
2000x1731 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dread, dreading, existential dread, existential, existential crisis, death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, month, months, time, passing time, times, life, lives, such is life, mid-life crisis, mid-life, mid life crisis, mid life, midlife crisis, midlife, crises, ageing, age, aged, old age

"There's no need to worry unduly, Ted, but I'm putting our relationship into review."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301004
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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unduly, excessively, excessive, worry, worried, worrying, stress, stressing, stressed, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, divorce, divorcing, separate, separation, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women

Same Sexless Marriage

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC122316
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3200x2940 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, middle age, middle aged, midlife, midlife crisis, mid life crisis, ageing, age, ages, aging

"Your contents have shifted."

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
CC141454
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3088x2594 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
middle age, middle-aged, age, ageing, mid-life, mid life, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, medic, medics, growing old, growing older, older, beta-blocker, beta blocker, beta-blockers, beta-blockers, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, prozac, prozacs, baby boomer, baby-boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomers, bunion, bunions, weight, weigh, overweight, fat, fatter, old age, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, hospital, hospitals, check up, check-up

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Artist:
Fleishman, Seth
Search ID:
CC143445
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4749x3388 pixels (unwatermarked)
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disco, discos, disco dancing, disco dancer, disco dancers, lighthouse, lighthouses, fisher man, fisherman, fisher men, fishing, fishermen, boar, boats, safety, 70s, seventies, 1970s, disco music, disco fever, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, mid life crises, dad dance, dad dancing

"Then one day I woke up and not only was I old, I was naked."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302628
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, nakedness, growing old, growing older, getting old, epiphany, epiphanies, midlife crisis, mid life crisis, middle age, middle aged, stranger in a bar, stranger, strangers

"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC135280
High Res:
3154x2252 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bedroom scene, bedroom scenes, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, carol, carols christmas carol, christmas carols, carol singer, carol singers, carolling, christmas, christmas time, immature, immaturity, drugs, taking drugs, doing drugs, stoned, getting stoned, beg, begging, getting old, getting older

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC32091
High Res:
2954x2424 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
perfume, perfumes, change, changes, new start, new starts, beautician, beauticians, unhappy, unhappiness, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problem, mental health problems, middle age, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, depression, depressed, depressive, depressives, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, perfume counter, discomfort, new direction, new directions

Strictly Adult Services24-hour phone catering

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC24919
High Res:
2335x3100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
catering, caterer, caterers, catering services, adult services, adult adverts, adult advertisements, middle age, middle aged, middle class, middle class life, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, mid life crisis, mid life crises, taboo, taboos, phoneline, phonelines, telephone line, telephone lines, fantasy, fantasies, phone catering, telephone catering, phonographic phone services

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC134412
High Res:
2991x2930 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
college, college grad, graduate, graduation, congratulations, congrats, inferiority complex, inferior, inferiority, university, alumni, alunmus, news, success, reunion, successful, impostor, impostor syndrome, magazine, magazines, superiority, superior, regret, regrets, regretting, modern, modern life, self assured, self assurance, self-assured, self-assurance, modern life, married, married life, age, ageing, aged, mid life, mid-life, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis

"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC123790
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4850x3858 pixels (unwatermarked)
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scientific, scientifically, scientist, scientists, couple, couples, married, marriage, married couple, middle, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, crisis, bored, boredom, energy, energetic, pithy, modern world, capitalism, drained, overworked, over-worked, tired

"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC39106
High Res:
2970x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, girl talk, women, woman, jealous, jealousy, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talk, trash talking, plastic, implants, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, unnatural, biodegradable, rude, cocktail party, cocktail parties, friend, friends, social, mean, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, age, aging, ageing