"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."
"Trust me—sex sells."
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Inside One's Memory Bank
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"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."
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"My friend with the long-haired dachshunds is Noreen."
"Hey, great ab!"
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"Take some identification with you in case you die."
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Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.
The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".
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"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
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Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."
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"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."
"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."
"Well, it's official. Any chance for candle-in-the-wind notoriety has pretty much passed us by."
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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "
Four Stages of Boyhood
Star Light, Star Bright
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Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
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"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"
"I ran across something today you don't see much anymore—a guilty conscience."