"I'd like to report some bad guys."
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, film, films, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, report, reporting, victim, victims, calling 911, 911, calling 999, 999, pants, trousers, bad guy, bad guys, stolen, robbed, robbery, robberies, call, calls, crime against fashion, fashion crimes, fashion, fashion victim, fashion victims
Tags:space, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, space station, space stations, nowhere, middle of nowhere, takeaway menu, takeaway menues, takeaway leaflet, takeaway leaflets, flyer, flyers, ads, adverts, chinese takeaway, chinese carryout, carryout, carryouts, ubiquitous, ever present, omni-present, can't escape, junk mail
"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"
Tags:ohio, offices, office, business, businesses, desk, desks, open concept, rural, business meeting, business travel, country, countryside, farm, farms, farm land, middle of nowhere, cattle, cows, cow, regional, regional office, regional offices, company branch, company, company branches, employ, employer, employers, employee, employees
"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, living together, live together, long time, look like, similar, same, twin, twins, palm tree, palm trees, tree, trees, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, face, faces, matching, pair, pairs
Reassigned pending an investigation.
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
Tags:publicist, publicists, writer, writers, author, authors, book, books, book signing, book signings, signing, signings, bad publicist, bad publicists, marketing, advertising, publicity agent, publicity agents, agent, agents, publicity agency, publicity agencies, pr person, pr agency, pr agencies, public relations, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book store, book, stores, book shop, book shops, bookseller, booksellers, book seller, book sellers
Heart of America or Bypass
Tags:independence, kanasas, heart of america, middle of america, united states of america, usa, america, american, americans, midwest, midwestern, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, expressway, expressways, driving, drive, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, farm, farms, farmland, countryside, middle of nowhere, tourism, tourist, tourists, bypass
A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.
Tags:park, parks, playground, playgrounds, sandbox, sandboxes, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, lost, traveler, traveler, travellers, travellers, crawling, dying, thirst, thirsty, dehydrated, dehydration, kid, kids, child, children, playing, pretending, make-believe, pretend, acting, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families
"The boondocks R us, I guess."
"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of the desert, middle of nowhere, railroad, railroads, railway, railways, track, tracks, handcar, handcars, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, new car smell, smell, smells, aroma, aromas, odor, odors, odour, odours, new car, new vehicle, new automobile, unique, strange, unusual, couple, couples, driving, driver, drivers
"Hold up-I got sand in my shoe again."
"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, animal, animals, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, friendly, good luck, lucky, fortunate, positive thinking, optimism, optimist, optimists, optimistic
"Hey, pal, we're kinda lost. How do we get back to 2016?"
Tags:lost, gas station, gas stations, vintage, out of date, outdated, out-dated, behind the times, old fashioned, petrol station, petrol stations, back in time, gone back in time, time travel, time travelling, time traveller, time travellers, driving, driver, drivers, bad driver, bad drivers, middle of nowhere, in the middle of nowhere, old gas station, old gas stations
A driver approaches a man in sunglasses standing by the side of a highway next to a sign which reads, "Last Squeegee for 3, 000 miles."
"I still don't see anything!"
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, lost, stranded, crawling, starving, hungry, dying, thirst, hunger, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, water, danger, dangerous, trouble, problem, problems, bad situation, bad situations
"Good news-they found water on the moon."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, survivor, survivors, thirsty, thirst, starvation, hungry, hunger, crawling, dying, good news, newspaper, newspapers, water, moon, water on the moon, science, found, discovered, discovery, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, planet, planets, space, outer space, space travel, space exploration, solar system, exploring space, scientist, scientists, useless, unhelpful
"You sound like you're on speakerphone."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the dessert, hole, holes, ditch, ditches, sound, sounds, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, speakerphone, speakerphones
"And I thought we had problems."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of the desert, middle of nowhere, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, crawling, dying, animal, animals, whale, whales, desertification, environmental destruction, environment, nature, global warming, climate change, beached, beached whale, beached whales, problem, problems, out-of-water, fish out of water, no water
"I wouldn't—there's an awful lot of scary-sounding legalese."
"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, area 52, nevada, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, gift shop, gift shops, souvenir, souvenirs, souvenir shop, souvenir shops, lost, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, exploring, exploration, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, food, vegetables, vegetable, veg, veggie, veggies, carrot, carrots, animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, circling, encircled, surrounded, surrounding, danger, dangerous, in danger, shark, sharks
A man stranded in the desert watches a king crawl by on a red carpet
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of the desert, middle of nowhere, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, crawling, stranded, lost, dying, starving, thirsty, red carpet, vip, v.i.p., vips, v.i.p.s, very important person, very important people, famous people, famous person, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, route, routes, path, paths, pathway, pathways, walkway, walkways, head of state, heads of state
"Hot water! Hot water!"