Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!
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A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."
"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"
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"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
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"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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"I think I'll let my hair grow."
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"What to Expect When You're Alive"
Midlife Crises of Appliances.
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"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
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Grants & Recipients
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Same Sexless Marriage
"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
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"I've discovered the meaning of life, just not my life."
"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."
"I'm not actually overweight—I just read heavy."
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"What do you want to be when you give up?"
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"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."
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