Welcome to Hollywood
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Midlife crises of the Serengeti
Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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"I'm just a passport photo of my former self."
"Forty-seven years old and I'm still a small investor."
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"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."
"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."
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"You look good, Al, in a midlife-crisis-y sort of way."
"Do you like it? I got it right here on Madison at Executive Ponytails."
"Things change, people grow apart, but life goes on."
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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."
"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."
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Amish Midlife Crisis
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"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
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"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
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"Compared to the Howells, we still are young Republicans."
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Grants & Recipients
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Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes
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"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
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