Welcome to Hollywood
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hollywood, movie industry, film industry, la, l.a., los angeles, net, gross, grosses, hollywood insider, hollywood insiders, lah lah land, west coast, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, highway, highways, studio figure, box office, box office figure, box office figures, profit, profits, hollywood player, hollywood players, midlife crisis, midlife crises"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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time, mortality, middle age, middle aged, grow old, grows old, growing old, stop time, stopping time, hourglass, hourglasses, feeling old, feel old, feels old, sand, sand through the hourglass, age, ages, ageing, aging, retire, retires, retiring, pause, pauses, pausing, time, measure of time, passage of time, midlife crisis, midlife crises, midlife, feel old, feels old, feeling old"Forty-seven years old and I'm still a small investor."
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disappointment, disappointment, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, hope and dreams, investor, investors, investing, regret, regrets, regretful, getting old, aging, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, small investor, small investors, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, play it safe, playing it safe"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, middle age, middle aged, anniversary, anniversaries, ten year anniversary, ten year anniversaries, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, biker, bikers, biking, age, ages, ageing, aging, mourn, mourns, mourning, grow old, grows old, growing old, lost youth"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."
"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."
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divorce, divorces, excuse, excuses, calling, calling, career, careerist, careerism, career advancement, advance your career, advancing your career, menial job, menial jobs, menial task, menial tasks, leave home, leaves home, leaving home, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firms, midlife crisis, midlife crises, excuse, excuses, deadbeat, deadbeats, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, irresponsible, gaugin, paul gaugin, artist, artists, great artist, great artists, tahiti, numbers guy, numbers guys"Do you like it? I got it right here on Madison at Executive Ponytails."
"Things change, people grow apart, but life goes on."
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marital problem, marital problems, married life, married couple, married couples, life, lives, growing apart, grow apart, grows apart, marital spat, marital spats, grown apart, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, divorce, divorces, divorcee, divorcees, divorcing, marital breakdown, marital breakdownsMiddle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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middle-age, middle aged, children's cartoon, children's cartoons, cartoons, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, grow up, grows up, growing up, scrapbook, scrapbooks, hobby, hobbies, interest, interests, get old, gets old, getting old, millennial, millennials"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."
"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."
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apartment, apartments, job, jobs, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressing, privilege, privileged life, life of privilege, add up, adds up, adding up, meaning of life, life, lifestyle, lifestyles, bewildered, bewildering, midlife crisis, midlife crises, job, jobs, career, careers, family, families, superficial, superficiality, mask, masks, maskingAmish Midlife Crisis
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amish, amish people, amish society, amish country, horse and buggy, horse and buggies, horse cart, horse carts, no electricity, midlife crisis, midlife crises, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, pennsylvania, cheetah, cheetahs, sports car, sports cars, middle age, self-confidence, compensation, mood swing, mood swings, impulsivity, impulse purchase, impulse purchases"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
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mamil, mamils, middle age, middle aged, middle aged men, middle aged man, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, gaining, race, racing, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crises, age, ageing, fad, fads, trend, trends, following trends, racing bicycle, racing bicycles, carbon fibre, carbon fiber, denial, in denial, unavoidable, fit, fitness, middle class, middle class life, modern life"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
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mom, moms, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, mother, mothers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, child, childhood, reminder, reminders, reminding, mortal, mortality, impending doom, impending death, wake, wakes, waking, insensitive, insensitivity, worry, worries, worrying"Compared to the Howells, we still are young Republicans."
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young republican, young republicans, republican, republicans, republican party, age, ages, aging, ageing, demographic, demographics, geriatric, geriatrics, senior, seniors, senrior citizen, senior citizens, identity crisis, midlife crisis, midlife crises, compare, compares, comparing, comparison, comparisons, worry, worries, worrying, mortal, mortals, mortality, gop, grand old partyGrants & Recipients
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grant, grants, government grant, government grants, recipient, recipients, grant money, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, incompetent, incompetence, basic, basics, doing the basics, bare minimum, bare minimums, grow up, grows up, growing up, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, donation, donations, charitable donation, charitable donations, donating, government money, government moniesDevil driving a convertible with many tailpipes
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devil, satan, convertible, convertibles, midlife crisis, midlife crises, flute, flutes, panflute, panflutes, pan flute, pan flutes, exhaust, exhaust pipe, exhaust pipes, pollute, pollutes, pollution, polluting, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, gas-guzzling, energy consumption, fuel consumption, devil may care, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, evil, evils, bad guy, bad guys"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
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hair, hairline, hairlines, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, head of hair, middle age, middle aged, flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, middle age, middle aged, confidence, confidence, self-confident, self-confidence, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, barber, barbers, salon, hair salon, hair salons, midlife crisis, midlife crises