Midlife Crisis Cartoons

Midlife Crisis Cartoons

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"Take some identification with you in case you die."

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The Male Biological Clock.

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"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

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Welcome to Hollywood

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"I can't help but think that things might have turned out differently if we had never met."

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"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

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"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

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"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."

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"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"

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Coming-of-age novels

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Grants & Recipients

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"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

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"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."

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"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."

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Midday Crisis

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"What do you want to be when you give up?"

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"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

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"Have you ever done golf?"

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"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

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Middle-Of-Life Choices

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"What to Expect When You're Alive"

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"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."

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wattle covers

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"I'm just a passport photo of my former self."

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