A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
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"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
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"I've decided to cut and run."
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"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."
"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."
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"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."
Armchair Is Highly Decorated
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"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."
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"Preparing to Cross the Alps: Hannibal's Address to his Elephants
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"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
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"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."
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"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
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"Lionel's been calling for more minesweepers for years."
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Cruelty-Free Produced Without Animal Testing And With Mo Animal By-Products
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"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."
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"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."
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"Red pins indicate the President's financial interests."
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"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
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"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."
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"I'm beginning to feel really good about myself again."
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"No flag pin!"
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Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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