"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
Tags:nerd, nerds, engineer, engineers, retinal, retina, vision, sight, eyes, self-driving, car, cars, transport, transportation, technology, tech, destination mapping, computer geek, computer geeks, modern life, millennial, millennials, traditional, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, bragging, brag, complex, complicated, pretentious
"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
Tags:wife, wives, internet, internet generation, internet access, world wide web, www, dot com, .com, search, searches, searching, request, requests, requesting, millennial, millennials, expectation, expectations, modern life, modern lives, website, websites, techie, tech support, it support, i.t. support
"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, perfect match, soulmate, soulmates, perfect couple, common interest, common interests, millennial, millennials, gen y, generation y, generation z, gen z, youth, greed, greedy, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, grasping, modern life
"I have a lot of angst, but I haven't figured out how to package it."
Author Will Text You 1-3 p.m.
Tags:author, authors, book, books, book signing, book signings, modern technology, modern technologies, modern times, modern attitudes, modern life, text, texting, message, messages, messaging, millennial, millennials, social network, social networks, social networking, social media, smart phone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobilephone, mobile phones, mobilephones, mobile phones, phone addicts, phone addicts, phone addiction, mobile, mobiles, anti social, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introversion
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, internet, social media, social networking, followers, following, likes, social network, online influencer, online influence, blogging, blog, blogger, vlog, blogs, vlogging, vlogger, vlogs, social media influencer, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, entitled, entitlement, millennial, millennials, technology, internet following, internet followers, online following, online followers, couch potato, couch potatoes, screen addict, computer addict
"I'd like to see you do this online."
Tags:internet generation, generation gap, generation gaps, grandparent, grandparents, entertainment, creative, creativity, video game, video games, lecture, lectures, out of touch, luddite, luddites, old-fashioned, newspaper, newspapers, print media, death of print media, journalism, journalist, journalists, generation z, millennial, millennials, lecture, lectures, lecturing
"Could I have the fires al dente?"
Tags:fastfood, fastfood chain, fastfood chains, fastfood restaurant, fast food restaurants, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, al dente, pasta, millennial, millennials, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, catering, service industry, catering industry, burger, burgers, fries, customer, customers, stupid customer, stupid customers, bad customer, bad customers
"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."
Tags:men, man, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, accessory, accessories, purse, purses, man purse, man purses, man-purse, man-purses, bag, bags, man bag, man bags, handbag, handbags, satchel, satchels, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, modern life, modern fashion, masculinity, effeminate, manly, masculine, gun, guns, weapon, weapons, concealed weapon, concealed gun, concealed weapons, concealed guns, firearm, firearms, crime, gun crime, gun violence, trend, trends, fad, fads, fashion trend, fashion trends
"This requires both ears."
Tags:office, office life, work, working, job, business, businessman, businessmen, manager, managers, employee, employees, cubicle, cubicles, technology, modern life, millennial, millennials, headphone, headphones, head phone, head phones, earphone, earphones, ear phone, ear phones, earpiece, earpieces, ear piece, ear pieces, important, hear, hearing, listen, listening, ear, ears, both ears, music, listening to music, full attention, plugged in, tune out, device, devices, electronic, electronics, earbud, earbuds, ear bud, ear buds
Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.
Tags:hipster, hipsters, hipster restaurant, hipster restaurants, foodie, foodies, modern life, modern times, adult child, millennial, millennials, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, hipster scene, hipster scenes, los angeles, lifestyle, lifestyles, vintage, rustic, industrial, bar, bars, cool, coolness, hipster fashion, hipster fashions
"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."
Tags:boyfriend and girlfriends, boyfriends and girlfriends, dates, date, young couple, young couples, couple, couples, new relationship, new relationships, online dating, on-line dating, dating app, dating apps, courtship, courtships, traditional courtship, traditional courtships, young love, millennial, millennials, love, in love, romance, romantic, romantics, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
Tags:make a mark in the world, accomplishment, accomplishments, mark, marks, make a mark, making a mark, legacy, legacies, disappear, disappearing, fast, quickly, rapidly, ten seconds, story, stories, temporary, fleeting, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, newsfeed, newsfeeds, news feed, news feeds, modern life, technology, viral, going viral, internet, online, internet famous, fleeting fame, 15 seconds of fame, influencer, influencers, picture, pictures, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, apps, app, application, applications, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, millennial, millennials, youth
"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."
Tags:millennial, millennials, hipster, hipsters, record, records, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, trend setter, trend setters, vinyl, vinyls, stereo, stereos, retro, record player, record players, fad, fads, pretentious, pretentiousness, expense, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive hobbies, inconvenient, inconvenience, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, modern childhood, modern children, modern kids, kids today, youth, coming home from school, bus, buses, school bus, school buses, ride share, ride-share, ride-sharing, ride sharing, rideshare, ridesharing, transportation, modern transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, millennial, millennials, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, app, apps, application, applications, technology, peer-to-peer, schoolkids
"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."
Tags:bored, boring, bore, bores, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortune-teller, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystal-ball, crystal-balls, nihilism, nihilist, pointless, purposeless, modern-life, interest, millennial, millennials, irony, ironic, future, futures, prediction, predictions
Tags:old macdonald, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, kids song, kids songs, kid's song, kid's songs, childrens song, childrens songs, children's song, children's songs, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, millennial, millennials, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, game, gamers, gamer, computer game, computer games, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, youth, youths, adolescent, adolescence, teenager, teen, teens
"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."
Tags:simplified, simplification, minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, life, simple life, living simply, possessions, worldly possessions, downsizing, down-sizing, cleaning, spring cleaning, money, finances, wealth, riches, rich, wealthy, gold, gold brick, gold bricks, investment, investments, investing in gold, investor, investors, consumerism, modern life, millennial, millennials
"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."
Tags:podcast, podcasting, podcaster, podcasters, radio, radio shows, hipster, hipsters, trend, trendy, trends, millennial, millennials, indie, independent, passée, passé, counterculture, counter culture, countercultural, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, over it
"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."
Tags:bouncy ball, bouncy balls, office, offices, work, worker, workers, workplace, physical therapy, posture, bad posture, good posture, bullying, bullies, teasing, teased, made fun of, make fun of, fitness ball, fitness balls, medicine ball, medicine balls, exercise ball, exercise balls, core strength, abs, abdominal muscles, balance, stability, gym ball, gym balls, craze, fad, trend, millennial, millennials
"They, like, invented retro."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb
"We're trying to come up with a less offensive term for 'political correctness.'"
"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, show-off, show-offs, bragging, boasting, boast, boasts, hipster, hipsters, vinyl, record, records, album, albums, music, musician, musicians, band, bands, middle-age, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, trying to stay relevant, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, modern life, millennial, millennials
"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
Tags:manhattan, borough, boroughs, five boroughs, brooklyn, hipster, hipsters, trend, trends, trendy, millennial, millennials, cool, coolness, superiority, superiority complex, superiority complexes, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, status, status symbol, status symbols, social status
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials