Millennials Cartoons

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"

"I have a lot of angst, but I haven't figured out how to package it."

Author Will Text You 1-3 p.m.

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."

"This requires both ears."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."

Young MacDonald

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

"They, like, invented retro."

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

"We're trying to come up with a less offensive term for 'political correctness.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"Is the hamburger innovative?"