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Ministers Cartoons
Ministers cartoon 1 of 78
"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"
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housewife, housewives, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, kingship, chore, chores, d.i.y., do it yourself, diy advice, diy tip, diy tips, home improvement, home improvements, official business, royal business, minister, ministers, royal audience, royal audiences, royal petition, royal petitions, petition, petitionsMinisters cartoon 2 of 78
"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."
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religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, hymn, hymns, gospel music, music player, music players, mp3 player, mp3 player, music, technology, modern lifeMinisters cartoon 3 of 78
"Three 'a's, of course, in Barbara?"
Ministers cartoon 4 of 78
"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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priest, priests, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, marry, marries, marrying, wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bible, bible reading, bible readings, biblical, bible story, bible stories, parable, parables, wrong book, wrong books, book, books, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, faux pasMinisters cartoon 5 of 78
"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"
Ministers cartoon 6 of 78
"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
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vow, vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, personal vow, personal vows, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, 'til death do us part, depressing, depression, depression, dark, sickness, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, request, requests, requesting, marriage vow, marriage vows, priest, priests, favor, favors, favour, favours, ask a favor, asking a favorMinisters cartoon 7 of 78
"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, second marriage, re-marriage, meeting, meetings, agenda, agendas, minutes, record, records, divorce, divorces, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, multiple marriages, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, modern lifeMinisters cartoon 8 of 78
"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"
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religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, sermon, sermons, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, casual, informal, understandable, slang, modern language, modern english, modern life, you knowMinisters cartoon 9 of 78
"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."
Ministers cartoon 10 of 78
Today's semon by the Rev. Robert Smith (Never on TV)
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church, churches, christianity, christian, christians, church goer, church goers, mass, not famous, reverend, reverends, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, minister, ministers, religion, religions, religious, tv, tvs, television, televisions, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, television show, television showsMinisters cartoon 11 of 78
"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you."
Ministers cartoon 12 of 78
King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
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religion, religious, bible, ancient, biblical, hebrew, old testament, kings, book of kings, judaism, christianity, king solomon, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, polygamy, polygamous, concubine, concubines, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, kiss, kissing, rabbi, rabbis, minister, ministers, fuss, tzimmes, yiddish, shpasik, jtoonsMinisters cartoon 13 of 78
"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, sins, vice, vices, morality, ethics, ethical, penance, forgiveness, hail mary, priest, priests, minister, ministers, religion, repentance, repent, mortal sin, mortal sins, religion, catholicism, christianity, church, churches, places of worship, place of worship, level of offense, guilt, conscienceMinisters cartoon 14 of 78
"No, a question period will not follow!"
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sermon, sermons, jesus, sermon on the mount, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, ministry, prophet, prophets, prophecy, prophecies, worship, worships, question session, questions sessions, q&a, q & a, question and answer session, question, questions, theology, theologian, theologians, religious debate, religious debates, religious belief, religious beliefsMinisters cartoon 15 of 78
"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit about fifteen per cent of the earth, a hundred-per-cent increase over what they have today."
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blessed are the meek, sermon, sermons, sermon on the mount, jesus, tax bracket, tax brackets, campaign speech, campaign speeches, speech, speeches, homily, homilies, political speech, political speeches, minister, ministers, inherit, inherits, inheriting, tax cut, tax cuts, inheritance tax, death tax, religious right, right-wing, spin, spins, spin zone, spin zones, economics, supply-side economics, trickle-down economics, jesus, jesus christMinisters cartoon 16 of 78
"I'm afraid this is auf Wiedersehen, Padre. Estelle and I are setting up our own little religion."
Ministers cartoon 17 of 78
"I'm between congregations."
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conman, conmen, con man, con men, con-man, con-men, con, cons, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, priest, priests, evangelical, evangelicals, congregation, congregations, follower, followers, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, religious leader, religious leaders, prisoner, prisoners, prison, prisons, jail, jails, crime, crimes, criminal, criminalsMinisters cartoon 18 of 78
"His sermon last Sunday, 'The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth,' had them rolling in the aisles."
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meek, shall inherit the earth, sermon on the mount, sermon, sermons, christ, jesus christ, sermon, sermons, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends, priest, priests, unholy, sunday, church, churches, churchgoer, churchgoers, blasphemy, blasphemer, congregation, congregations, greed, greedy, greediness, modern life, modern timesMinisters cartoon 19 of 78
"Thank you, Reverend, your sermon has me super-excited about croaking."
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church, churches, sermon, sermons, mass, masses, reverend, reverends, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, priest, priests, death, croaking, croak, dying, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, heaven, religion, religious, excited, excite, exciting, happy, peaceful, at peace, facing death, dark humor, dark humourMinisters cartoon 20 of 78
"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, sacramental wine, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepersMinisters cartoon 21 of 78
"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these non-cathedral ceilings."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, cell, cells, church, churches, cathedral, cathedrals, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, cathedral ceiling, cathedral ceilings, ceiling, ceilings, architecture, adjustingMinisters cartoon 22 of 78
"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."
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church, churches, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, clergymen, clergyman, reverend, reverends, minister, ministers, religion, religions, religious, atheism, atheist, atheists, secular, secularism, secularisation, secularization, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, retail, church-goer, church-goers, going to church, word play, wordplay, modern religion, modern lifeMinisters cartoon 23 of 78
"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, wedding planning, planning a wedding, getting married, for better or worse, better, worse, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, futureMinisters cartoon 24 of 78
"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, ceremony, ceremonies, vow, vows, saying i do, wedding vows, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, clock, clocks, time, timer, timers, countdown, countdowns, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splitting, separation, separations, separating, modern lifeMinisters cartoon 25 of 78
"It was a little preachy."
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religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergy, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, vicar, vicars, sermon, sermons, parishioner, parishioners, preaching, preachy, criticism, criticising, criticizing, critique, critiquing, critic, critics, opinion, opinions, review, reviewsMore cartoons with the keyword 'ministers'