"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"
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housewife, housewives, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, kingship, chore, chores, d.i.y., do it yourself, diy advice, diy tip, diy tips, home improvement, home improvements, official business, royal business, minister, ministers, royal audience, royal audiences, royal petition, royal petitions, petition, petitions"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."
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religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, hymn, hymns, gospel music, music player, music players, mp3 player, mp3 player, music, technology, modern life"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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priest, priests, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, marry, marries, marrying, wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bible, bible reading, bible readings, biblical, bible story, bible stories, parable, parables, wrong book, wrong books, book, books, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, faux pas"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
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vow, vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, personal vow, personal vows, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, 'til death do us part, depressing, depression, depression, dark, sickness, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, request, requests, requesting, marriage vow, marriage vows, priest, priests, favor, favors, favour, favours, ask a favor, asking a favor"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, second marriage, re-marriage, meeting, meetings, agenda, agendas, minutes, record, records, divorce, divorces, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, multiple marriages, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, modern life"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"
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religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, sermon, sermons, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, casual, informal, understandable, slang, modern language, modern english, modern life, you knowToday's semon by the Rev. Robert Smith (Never on TV)
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church, churches, christianity, christian, christians, church goer, church goers, mass, not famous, reverend, reverends, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, minister, ministers, religion, religions, religious, tv, tvs, television, televisions, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you."
King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
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religion, religious, bible, ancient, biblical, hebrew, old testament, kings, book of kings, judaism, christianity, king solomon, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, polygamy, polygamous, concubine, concubines, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, kiss, kissing, rabbi, rabbis, minister, ministers, fuss, tzimmes, yiddish, shpasik, jtoons"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, sins, vice, vices, morality, ethics, ethical, penance, forgiveness, hail mary, priest, priests, minister, ministers, religion, repentance, repent, mortal sin, mortal sins, religion, catholicism, christianity, church, churches, places of worship, place of worship, level of offense, guilt, conscience"No, a question period will not follow!"
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sermon, sermons, jesus, sermon on the mount, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, ministry, prophet, prophets, prophecy, prophecies, worship, worships, question session, questions sessions, q&a, q & a, question and answer session, question, questions, theology, theologian, theologians, religious debate, religious debates, religious belief, religious beliefs"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit about fifteen per cent of the earth, a hundred-per-cent increase over what they have today."
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blessed are the meek, sermon, sermons, sermon on the mount, jesus, tax bracket, tax brackets, campaign speech, campaign speeches, speech, speeches, homily, homilies, political speech, political speeches, minister, ministers, inherit, inherits, inheriting, tax cut, tax cuts, inheritance tax, death tax, religious right, right-wing, spin, spins, spin zone, spin zones, economics, supply-side economics, trickle-down economics, jesus, jesus christ"I'm afraid this is auf Wiedersehen, Padre. Estelle and I are setting up our own little religion."
"I'm between congregations."
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conman, conmen, con man, con men, con-man, con-men, con, cons, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, priest, priests, evangelical, evangelicals, congregation, congregations, follower, followers, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, religious leader, religious leaders, prisoner, prisoners, prison, prisons, jail, jails, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals"His sermon last Sunday, 'The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth,' had them rolling in the aisles."
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meek, shall inherit the earth, sermon on the mount, sermon, sermons, christ, jesus christ, sermon, sermons, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends, priest, priests, unholy, sunday, church, churches, churchgoer, churchgoers, blasphemy, blasphemer, congregation, congregations, greed, greedy, greediness, modern life, modern times"Thank you, Reverend, your sermon has me super-excited about croaking."
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church, churches, sermon, sermons, mass, masses, reverend, reverends, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, priest, priests, death, croaking, croak, dying, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, heaven, religion, religious, excited, excite, exciting, happy, peaceful, at peace, facing death, dark humor, dark humour"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, sacramental wine, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these non-cathedral ceilings."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, cell, cells, church, churches, cathedral, cathedrals, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, cathedral ceiling, cathedral ceilings, ceiling, ceilings, architecture, adjusting"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."
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church, churches, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, clergymen, clergyman, reverend, reverends, minister, ministers, religion, religions, religious, atheism, atheist, atheists, secular, secularism, secularisation, secularization, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, retail, church-goer, church-goers, going to church, word play, wordplay, modern religion, modern life"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, wedding planning, planning a wedding, getting married, for better or worse, better, worse, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, future"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, ceremony, ceremonies, vow, vows, saying i do, wedding vows, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, clock, clocks, time, timer, timers, countdown, countdowns, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splitting, separation, separations, separating, modern life"It was a little preachy."
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