"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
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"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."
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"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."
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"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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"Use a five iron!"
"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."
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"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"
"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."
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The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!
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"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
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Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
Fishes and Loaves
Acts of God
Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.
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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
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Ducks crossing the Red Sea.
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"God moves in a mysterious way His wonders to perform."
"I hear he turned water int wine, but it was a rather poor-quality Mesopotamian Cabernet."
"Henceforth, let us set aside this date as a day of thanksgiving!"
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Look, Mr. Frodo--a plot device!
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"The weight you put on in 1987 has continued to increase and grow. That's the miracle of compound fat."
Corporate Leaders Gather In A Field Outside Darien, Connecticut, Where One Of Them Claims To Have Seen The Invisible Hand Of The Marketplace
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