"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, bad parents, bad parenting, child-free, child free, childless, adult, adults, burn, burning, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, couple, couples, misbehave, mischief, trouble, behaving badly, inattentive parents, wild, table, tables, meal, meals, rude, inappropriate, defensive"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
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babysitter, babysitters, instruction, instructions, brat, brats, bratty, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, child, children, behavior, behaviour, behavior problem, behavior problems, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, ominous, bad sign, bad signs, go out, goes out, going out, date night, date nights"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."
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jew, jews, jewish, catholic, catholics, catholicism, mixed family, mixed families, kid, kids, children, religious family, religious families, ideology, ideologies, differing ideology, differing ideologies, raised by wolves, wolf, wolves, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, interfaith, interfaith family, interfaith families, blended family, blended families, shpasik, jtoons"Never, ever do that again!"
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kid, kids, child, childhood, terrible twos, terrible 2s, acting up, acting out, misbehave, misbehaving, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, tell off, tell-off, telling off, told off, reprimand, reprimanded, rep remanding, destroy, destructive, destructiveness, accident, accidents, punish, punishments, under react, under reacting, under reaction"They think they're accidents."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, get away with it, getting away with it, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, misbehave, misbehaving, accident, accidents, shrink, shrinks, therapy'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
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mimes, mime, mime artist, mime artists, miming, theatre, theater, teen, teens, teenager, teenage years, teen-ager, teen-agers, good teenager, bad teenager, adolescent, acting out, bad behaviour, misbehave, misbehaving, exams, exam, exam time, sats, sat, gcses, gcse, crimes, crime, test, tests, study, studying, theft, theif, steal, stealing, hubcaps, car theft, automobile theft, contrast, contrastingDog hides behind piano.
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, misbehave, misbehaving, telling off, hide, hiding, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners"Don't make me come down there!"
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god, heaven, godly, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, earth, humans, humanity, war, wars, warring, sins, sinning, sinful, father, fathers, dad, dads"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."
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mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, daughter, daughters, misbehave, misbehaving, family, families, dining, meal, meals, food, foods, drink, drinks, milk, calcium, following directions, not listening, disobey, disobeyingTantrum Scene Do Not Cross
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tantrum, tantrum, temper, tempers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, police line, police tape, crime scene, crime scenes, toddler, toddlers, child, children, difficult child, difficult children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, life of parents, destruction, demolition, discipline, child discipline, anger management, anger, angry, misbehave, misbehaving, throwing a tantrum, destructive behaviorThe Terrible Forty-Twos
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terrible twos, middle age, middle aged, childish, immature, tantrum, tantrums, pitching a fit, age, anger, anger management, misbehave, bad behavior, bad behaviour, men, man, impatient, short tempered, bad temper, temper tantrum, hot tempered, irritated, irritable, crabby, grouchy, frustrated, work, workplace, office, offices, white collar, desk job, stress, stressed"Yes, we do have the authority to regulate you."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, authority, in authority, hierarchy, hierarchies, disobedient, disobedience, misbehave, misbehaving, regulate, regulating, regulation, legal right, legal rights, manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, law enforcementDog Day Afternoon
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dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."
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kid, kids, child, children, childhood, misbehave, misbehaving, time out, time-out, principal, principals, principals office, school, schools, primary school, elementary school, elementary schools, primary schools, name calling, education, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, headteacher, headteachers, headmaster, headmasters"If Mom catches us out here, we're really going to get it!"
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin, misbehave, misbehaving, disobedient, disobedience, primordial soup, the origin of life"Someday, you'll act like you understand."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, unfair, unfairness, defy, defiance, defying, generation gap, generational gap, seen and not heard, tell off, telling off, in trouble, reprimand, reprimanded, scold, scolded, misbehave, misbehaving, someday youll understand, someday you'll understand"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."
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sell your soul, sell your soul to the devil, misbehave, law breaking, breaking the law, bad guy, bad guys, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, men, man, wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, wealthy people, economics, economy, inflation, sales, business, businessmen, businessman, executive, executives, expression, expressions, saying, sayings"I'll give it to you straight, Benson. We don't think you're maximizing your potential."
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guidance counsellor, guidance counsellors, potential, maximising potential, maximizing potential, advice, giving advice, corporate, corporations, modern life modern times modern attitudes, child, kid, kids, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaviour, bad behaviour, act up, acting up, class clown, class clowns, problem student, problem students, diplomatic, sugar coat, sugar coating"I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm just saying deal with it."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, principal, principals office, principal's office, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaviour, acting out, acting up, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, discipline, let off, let-off, proud parent, proud parents, trouble child, trouble children"If you had only listened to me when you were six and not eaten that dirt."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, terrible twos, terrible 2s, mother, mothers, motherhood, doctors, doctor's, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, ill, illness, sick, sickness, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital waiting room, hospital waiting rooms, dirt, eating dirt, misbehave, misbehaving, advice, parents advice, parent's advice, get well soon"Just what do you think you're up to?"
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cat, cats, pet, pets, garden, gardening, gardens, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaves, yard, yards, child, children, cat lady, sneak, sneaky, sneaks, cat-lady, cat-ladies, cat lover, cat-lovers, cat-lover, cat lovers, acting suspicious, suspicious behavior, suspicious, mischief, mischievous, suspicious behaviour"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."
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grenade launcher, grenade launchers, 2nd amendment, second amendment, gun law, gun control, weapon, weapons, class clown, class clowns, bad behaviour, behaving badly, teacher, teachers, bad kid, bad kids, naughty kid, naughty kids, under react, under reaction, under reactions, telling off, told off, misbehave, misbehaving, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, mice, mouse, cat, cats, misbehave, misbehavingDog Day Afternoon
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dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, too much"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
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