"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."
"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
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"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."
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"Of course I care about how you imagined I thought you perceived I wanted you to feel."
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"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"
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"She's giving me the look that says no - but I know its yes."
"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"
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"O.K., maybe that was inelegantly stated."
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"It's right there in the e-mail, John- knife fight."
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"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."
"I misunderstood the term pugilism!"
"Deadhead Dad, honey, not deadbeat."
"That's not what I said."
Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.
"When we agreed not to give each other anything, I certainly didn't mean nothing at all."
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"A cup of java? Have you tried the Thai restaurant?"
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"The meeting started downhill when he said 'caveat' and I heard 'caviar'."
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"Apparently you mistook my laugh of derision for a smile of approval."
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"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"
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"When you said we needed to talk, you didn't say I needed to listen."
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"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"
"I rely on a complex network of friends and co-workers to keep me in the dark."
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Two penguins gesture at each other
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