Miscommunication Cartoons

"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"Of course I care about how you imagined I thought you perceived I wanted you to feel."

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

"She's giving me the look that says no - but I know its yes."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"O.K., maybe that was inelegantly stated."

"It's right there in the e-mail, John- knife fight."

"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."

"I misunderstood the term pugilism!"

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"Deadhead Dad, honey, not deadbeat."

"That's not what I said."

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

"When we agreed not to give each other anything, I certainly didn't mean nothing at all."

"A cup of java? Have you tried the Thai restaurant?"

"The meeting started downhill when he said 'caveat' and I heard 'caviar'."

"Apparently you mistook my laugh of derision for a smile of approval."

"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"

"When you said we needed to talk, you didn't say I needed to listen."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I rely on a complex network of friends and co-workers to keep me in the dark."

Two penguins gesture at each other