"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
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"So much for kinetic art, eh, Leo?"
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"Your squash medley will be right out, sir."
"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"
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"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"
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Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone
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"Neither the time nor the place, Doug!"
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Break Glass in Case of Emergency
Break Glass in Case of Emergency
A sanitation worker accidentally stabs something through a piece of litter.
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"Oh, God! It's really been one of those days!"
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"Wake up, you idiot—you forgot to turn off the hat!"
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"It's really none of my business, Montresor, but are you sure you're going about this in the right way?"
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"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"
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Lesser-Known Features of the Apollo 13 Command Module
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A pinata turns out to have been a miniature horse.
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A woodpecker leaves its beak in a tree trunk.
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"Dad, I want to go on THAT ride!"
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"Darn, I've done it again!"
"Oops – I think that was a tan line."
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The tooth fairy has that dream where all her teeth fall out.
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"Hi, Beth. is it possible you accidentally took my umbrella and I took your?"
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"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."
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