"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
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"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"
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Sisyphus' baseball game
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"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."
The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo
"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."
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"Michiko Kakutani called it a good read."
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"I'm fresh out of nightcrawlers. How about this combination VCR/DVD player?"
"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
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"They're from a vanity chartmaker."
For Their Own Good.
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"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"
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"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."
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"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
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"It turned out that everything he poured out to me that night on the bridge was spin."
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"I am not Crazy Horse! Crazy Horse is a man. I'm Fred."
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Tags:alcohol, clocohols, chianti, burgundy, rioja, mislabelling, mislabelled, mislable, spigot, spigots, europe, european, europeans, wine, wines, grape stomping, grape stomper, grape-stomping, grape-stompers, unethical, lying, mying, marketing, mis-sold, mis-selling, mis sold, mis selling, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, lie, lying, mislead, misleading, mislead, marketing tactics, marketing tactic, marketing strategy, marketing strategies, fermentation, fermenting, brewery, breweries, brewing, maceration, unethical, unsanitary
"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"
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"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."
Tags:yarmulke, yarmulkes, jewish voter, jewish voters, jewish vote, giuliani, rudy giuliani, mayor, mayors, new york, new york city, candidate, candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, fashion, hat, hats, fashionable, mislead, misleads, misleading, shop, shops, shopping, men's fashion, appeal, appeals, appealing, deceive, deceives, deceiving, appropriate, appropriates, appropriation, religious dress, jew, jews, jewish, demographic, demographics, campaign, campaigns, campaigning
"You said I'd be part of a team."
"...No, he can't really fly...No, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
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"This white car represents my client's hybrid and this blue car represents the defendant's gas-guzzler."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, court, courts, in courts, jury, jury member, jury members, the jury, attorney, attorneys, prosecution, the prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, hybrid, hybrids, hybrid car, hybrid cars, green issues, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, burning fossil fuels, global warming, climate change, lead, leading, influence, influencing, mislead, misleading, convince, convincing, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, gas-guzzler, gas-guzzlers